Echo, about Strix: if i don't call this terrifying beast babygirl, who will?
Echo, to Strix: haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes what's your pronouns
Chroma, about Sylus: when i say "i can fix him," sometimes the "fix" is just hanging a beware of dog sign around his neck so that when he bites you I can't say I didn't warn you
Chroma, about Sylus: "he's a murderer" ok well have you considered that he's also my little princess?
Circe: If I put my frozen chicken nuggets around the edges of my plate like a fairy circle, and put it in the microwave for an amount of time... Will the fairies transported through then be microwaved?
Chroma: This thought process is so fucked up. There is something wrong with you. Do you want to come work for me in my evil wizard lair
Scorch: hi sorry if this is weird but are you one of the people who hates me 😭
Diamond: hi omg not weird at all!! yes i am
Scorch: Don’t care didn’t ask plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter
Diamond, to Ember: please don’t ever be yourself baby girl <3 i hate you so much i despise you
Scorch: Are you okay?
Kirin, in a high-pitched mocking voice: “Are you okay?” What the fuck.
Diamond, to Dusk: kicks your carcass OMMGGG kicks it again EWWW
Sylus, to Kirin and Scorch: Yes I’m trying to kill you LOL stop being so immature about it
Wake up babes more charts just dropped
Chroma, about Sylus: "I can fix him" I like him evil actually. I can help him (kill people).
Kirin: Peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something I'm calling "battery acid spaghetti." Will update once I've finished it
Kirin, 15 minutes later: Don't do this
Kirin: Damn girl the power of love and friendship aren't working :/ time to kill someone or whatever
Chroma, about Sylus: Villain apologist? Nah, I don’t apologize for anyone. What my lover does on his days off is not my business