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stevebabey:

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow


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ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:

horrorofthebeast:

ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:

100000 asteroids hitting you in the head

Okay….. so?

Just fucking deal with it alright


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adrenoceptor:

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday


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chonylolu:

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I’m going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.


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kittensnax:

Welcome to an exciting new adventure in Appetizer World! For now, I’ve marked the locations of Gyoza City and Edamame Town on your mini-map. Try visiting the marked locations and asking townsfolk about possible rumors of treasure or adventure.

Don’t forget! Once your Miso Meter is full, you can press R2 to release a powerful super attack!


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dragonwhispr:

campyvillain:

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

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when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

  • i see it with my eyedbarls
I see it with my sightballsdeath gripssightballs - EPimage

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psychotic-gerard:

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button


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coughloop:

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that’s its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP


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Anonymous:

question: if pokemon were real, and you has your favorite, would it sleep on the bed with you?

answers:

yes

no, because it is too big

no, because it IS the bed

no, because it would make a mess

no, because it would be dangerous

no, because i don't have a favorite pokemon

no, because i don't have a bed