things i’ll not call you a whore for:

• sexual activity
• how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

• stealing my food 
• stealing my lemons
• my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

a head empty thought that spiraled ;;

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

he’s on his way

a little caught up

slightly taller version that u can use as a phone wallpaper
UNDER DA CUT!!!:

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what you have to understand about dungeon meshi is that the entire conflict basically boils down to "every character is autistic but in ways that clash so catastrophically horribly that everyone thinks everyone else is a nuclear-level threat"

For anyone still confused I made this handy chart after smoking a bowl

when she draw on my pile

don't forget him.

learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

do we like this chil i drew today

roommate texted this to me……..