lucariochan reblogged
Random Childe Headcanons
- boyfriend, husband and father material all the way
- you can't tell me he isn't good with kids, just look at how he treats his lil brother-
- usually he's a cocky lil shit
- he loves to tease you, push your limits, see how far can he get before you actually get pissed
- he puts you and your needs first
- will try his best to spend as much time with you as possible
- will also spoil you A LOT
- he's literally one of the Harbingers what'd you expect? he's a walking human wallet
- he can be really jealous
- not to mention protective
- if someone dared hurt you he'd just go and have a talk with them
- totally unrelated but Wangsheng Funeral Parlor got a new client that day
- if anybody flirts with you or makes you uncomfortable or just doesn't. take. the hint.
- he'll just come and hug you from behind ans kiss you or just step in beetween you and the other person, giving them death glares till they're so uncomfortable they leave
- or simply tells them to f off cause you're taken and obviously bothered by them
- he's usually cocky and confident on the outside but deep down he's scared you'll just leave him cause of the whole Fatui thing
- it really scares him, that one day you'll get tired of it, tired of him coming home late, of the bad things the Fatui do, of what he's done and is still doing
- that's also part of the reason he just melts when you call him Ajax instead of Childe or Tartaglia
- those nicknames are only a reminder of his dark side
- but Ajax makes him feel different, it's like you see him for his true self, not the cruel Harbinger, not Childe, but Ajax
- it feels like you don't see him as a bad person and it means so much for him
- he loves touching you, holding you, hugging you, cuddling you, just being as close as possible to you
- despite him being from Snezhnaya, he's so so warm
- Not that you really need it in Liyue
- During the winter it's a blessing tho
- He comes from a cold place so low temperatures won't bother him
- so he'll gladly give you his jacket if you forget to bring yours
- he loves it when you play with his hair
- also loves to play with yours and sometimes braid it
- tried to do your hairstyle a few times and it turned out awesome
- you didn't really expect that outcome tho
- if you fight, he says some mean stuff
- at first it really hurt you, but with time you learned not to take it so seriously, he doesn't mean it
- he'll always apologise and be really soft for a while after a major fight
- will also tease you about it
- "Heh, you just can't stay a day without me, Ojou-chan"
- you usually just blush
- one time you told him it goes both ways "you're just the same, you can't stay a day without me either"
- he was caught off guard by that sudden reply but won't ever admit it
- will honestly do anything for you
- he's a great cook, even better than you and that's that
- pls just praise him and his cooking skills, if you once again catch him off guard you might just make him blush
uhh alr so some people actually found the Diluc Hcs post?? thank you?? i didnt expect it to get any attention lol
now seriously, thank you, I'll do my best to write more of these if you like em
again, please excuse any grammar mistakes as english isn't my native language :')
