Update

my comm page is partially set up on my kofi. but i also posted a link to my full list of prices in the meantime

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading

im so sorry ill make it up to you

enjoy the WOOLLY CHAFER BEETLE

nuka-rockit:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

cryptid-sighting:

battlescas:

Esme and Carlisle just standing there like “What the fuck did he just call her”

toskarinfr:

archacovercosine:

toskarinfr:

it is known among the wise that its the wins you Shouldn’t have that matter

the eternal wisdom of “we take those”

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

I smoke weed and my dick fall off

FUCK I MISSED WEED POETRY’S ANNIVERSARY

nat-20s:

I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

kedreeva:

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bogleech:

this guy’s beef got old enough to have geology

Item: did you know that if you leave beef broth in a bottle long enough you can grow Beef Crystals

The group this was posted in has been advertised to me several times on FB, and I think it’s important to know where it’s from- the group is called Dull Men’s Club (gender neutral though, their rules explain the name was kept from the I think 80s when they started and had separate groups but anyone that believes in and agrees to abide by their rules can join).

The group’s major conceit is only this: finding joy in ordinary (see: dull) things.

And they often do

leafcrunch:

deirdreskye:

kunosoura:

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

This is George Costanza behavior

GEORGE: she he’d me!

JERRY: exclusively?!

GEORGE: the WHOLE evening.

JERRY: and this is the girl who had ACAB Land Back Fuck TERFs in her profile?

GEORGE: i told you, jerry! i told you that was a huge red flag. all performativity, no understanding behind it.

JERRY: i just don’t get it, who hears “any pronouns” and doesn’t even throw a they into the mix?

GEORGE: cis women on tinder, apparently!

KRAMER: *barging in* george! how’d that tinder date go?

GEORGE: terrible!

KRAMER: i warned you! jerry, i warned her, i told her “keep to hinge and her, there’s nothing for you on tinder” and did they listen?

JERRY: xe didn’t listen.

bizlybebo:

bizlybebo:

bizlybebo:

i would’ve fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would’ve jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i’d be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me