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cerise - 25 - they/them
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i'm not a man, i'm not a woman, i'm a westminster show dog
adult fiction novelist
purebred snob
chairman of the house un-chic activities committee
aesthetic blogger adjacent
animal research professional by day
brazen motherfucker at all other times
faggy in a way that makes even other fags mad & uncomfortable
call my gender pussy the way y'all don't get it
the negative utilitarian, anti-natalist, benevolent world-exploder the patriarchy warned you about <3
2020 peg-a-thon grand champion (houston, tx)
i'm a savage, penis size average
if i buy a book and it sucks i'm just eating it spine and all
trying hard to find a flaw, but you're still watching
pro-reproductive rights (with heavy emphasis on the right to be childfree & permanently medically sterilized)
pro-animal welfare
pro-working animals
pro-animal sports
pro-purebred/purpose-bred animals
pro-preservation breeding
pro-animal agriculture
pro-animal research
pro-union/workers' rights
pro-palestine
pro-immigrant rights
pro-gun ownership
anti-"adopt don't shop"
anti-animal rights/liberation
anti-transmed
anti-TERF/transmisogyny
anti-"bioessentialism"
anti-patriarchy
anti-natalism
anti-capitalism
anti-nationalism
anti-authoritarian
anti-all right-wing bullshitracists, homophobes, transphobes, other bigots, animal rights dipshits, zoophiles, and pedo/incest/etc. shippers will be blocked on sight
disco elysium
CSM
JJBA
TES
MP100
SMT/persona
literature (primarily SF/F, thrillers, mystery, classics)
rocks and stuff
goth culture
tattoos
animal science/husbandry
plans & projects
- perpetually working on my science fiction/fantasy novel project
concerts/shows i will be attending
- z-ro (dec '23)
- elvis costello (jan '24)
- ministry (march '24)
- two door cinema club (may '24)
concerts/shows i have attended
- peter murphy (april '13)
- fall out boy (march '15, april '16)
- incubus (aug '15)
- PATD (april '16, june '16)
- glass animals (VIP, sept '21)
- mitski (feb '22)
- caravan palace (feb '22)
- nick cave (march '22)
- orville peck (VIP, may '22)
- mystery skulls (may '22)
- echo & the bunnymen (sept '22)
- the cult (sept '22)
- thundercat (sept '22)
- jane's addiction (oct '22)
- smashing pumpkins (oct '22)
- lil nas x (oct '22)
- bun b's southern takeover (march '23)
- new order (march '23)
- the cure (may '23)
- the sisters of mercy (may '23)
- the mission (sept '23)
- death grips (oct '23)
- depeche mode (oct '23)
the pretty wolf lady you see in my tumblr & twitter header is my original character, fang, the protagonist of my second novel project. the cat lady in my tumblr icon is her girlfriend. the actual cat in my twitter icon is my maine coon, sazerac.
i block all engagement parameters (followers, likes, retweets, etc) via a browser extension. i rarely use mobile. i don't give a fuck about clout.
i do not see likes, replies, or retweets from non-followers, nor people i'm not following. i don't care.
DMs are off for people i'm not following. i've had asks fully turned off for 5+ years now on tumblr and they're not ever coming back on. i don't care.
i don't have to tell you jack shit about my personal information. i will not tell you any information about myself that is not already listed here.
you can ask for writing advice, and i'm very happy to talk extensively about literature and books, but i'm not giving you a free critique unless i explicitly say i'll do it
i'm not an asshole nor a gatekeeper for expecting anyone who wants to seriously consider themselves a writer to have integrity and always be constantly learning about the craft
my social media accounts are my padded rooms where i go to talk to myself. it's not that serious
my tweets/posts are not an invitation to argue, google is free, i do not owe you a second of my time
no, i will not engage in pointless discourse with you, get a life
i block freely
unlike most people i'm a hater for fun, not as an outlet for negative emotions. i am at my happiest and most content when i am hating
i really don't care if something i said made you mad and i don't even mean that in an edgy way. you're not going to change my mind, and i will take pity on you and keep you from wasting your time by simply not responding to asshurt replies/messages.
if you think i'm mean or unpleasant that's a you problem, i'm no longer folding my personality up into a fucking paper crane of a facade just to appease others. literally you don't need to like me i will not lose sleep over it.
i'm not a furry, i enjoy animal & anthro art but i detest the furry fanbase in general and think they're a bunch of sissies who refuse to get a handle on the rampant racism & zoophilia problems within the community & repeatedly make excuses as to why neonazis and dog fuckers keep showing up to their conventions with little interference
if you don't like me, block me. why do i even have to say this.
i'm a neuter. that's my gender.
"don't you mean neutered?"
neutered is an adjective. neuter is a noun. i am neutered (desexed/sterilized), but i am also a neuter. the dictionary is your friend if you need further clarification.
"what is a neuter, then?"
a person that has primary sex organs removed, rendering them unable to reproduce. absolutely do not refer to someone as a neuter without their permission. not every desexed/sterilized person likes this term.
"what did you have removed?"
not your business.
"i don't like that you call yourself that"
i don't care.
"that sounds dehumanizing"
it's not. it's freeing, actually. just because you might not feel freed by the idea of being desexed doesn't mean you get to determine how it feels for everyone else.
"why are you using a term for dogs?"
why are you pestering me like a stupid fucking dog?
"you can't just renounce your sex"
yes i can.
"so are you like, asexual?"
no it clearly says i'm bisexual in my bio you illiterate protozoan. besides, one of the biggest pros of being sterilized is being able to have all the sex you want without ever having to worry about contributing to the unwanted child population.
"are you neutrois?"
if i was "neutrois" i'd be calling myself that. i am not "neutrois" as that term does not inherently denote permanent surgical sterilization. i've had primary sex organs removed and therefore cannot reproduce naturally. i am a neuter, not "neutrois".
"what's your AGAB?"
this is just the libtard version of asking what's in my pants and y'all need to stop acting like it's not.
"i don't like--"
no one asked you and i don't care.
"i don't understand--"
i'm not the democratically-elected ambassador for being a neuter; i'm not required to educate you if i don't feel like it. learn to respect people even if you don't understand everything about them.
"nonbinary people aren't trans--"
i've had bottom surgery you lobotomized dogfucker. even if i was no-op, i'd still be trans. go play on a freeway about it.i don't want your questions about my gender unless you are actually interested in sterilization, reproductive rights, and/or becoming an advocate for such. you don't need to understand me to respect me, and if you can't respect me without understanding me, that's a you problem.TERFS/radfems/gender criticals/whatever you degenerates call yourselves now, GTFO. i'm a freaky desexed faggot. i believe in permanent sterilization being accessible to everyone who wants it for any reason. you can't reattach my sex organs. go cry about it.go back?