life of a magical girl

lucreziaborgia:

exactly my man

keplercryptids:

“wow you blocked me just cuz i disagreed with you???”

yes. yes, exactly. this is a social media site. i come here to look at pictures of birds and shitpost with my friends. this is not a town hall meeting; i am not your elected official. i do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. you and i are strangers that use the same website. i can block you for literally any reason and that’s okay. take a deep breath. block me too. you’ll feel better.

sudorm-rfslash:

constarlations:

This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.

I’m not sure which is worth more, the card or the Benjamins.

imaddcraze:

*mission impossible plays*

t3sticles:

sloppystyle:

I was absolutely wasted when I watched this and it deadass brought me to tears, I love it

ms-demeanor:

amemait:

changan-moon:

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

everythingfox:

jimxugle:

beckettmariner:

haveashran:

Reverse Vulcan learning pit

Can we talk about the bucket with toilet paper next to it

7 + 4 = 12

charlesoberonn:

kuro–sawa:

pettyartist:

alpha-bread:

5adchan:

very-salty-popcorn:

sinnerbird:

sinnerbird:

sinnerbird:

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

also this thread is open to anyone

A very small boi enters

@alpha-bread

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

A pocket sized boy

tamberella:

Baby Appa & the Kittenbus, six-legged pals

jamieaiken919:

it wet

zamisriza-the-resurrection:

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

sleepsafe:

bahookies:

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me: 

i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

iwouldservehim:

irwinkiss:

kaishabackwards:

deadlockgrace:

mindfulwrath:

mheetu:

mheetu:

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

someone tagged this as #tw drama

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

the caffeine fandom is fucking wild

Humans be like I’ll take a little poison. As a treat.

“I’ve had a horrible day and I blame it on not taking my poison ration”

red-faced-wolf:

kaijuno:

Wait this is funny

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time