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Art of one of my flight rising dragons, Empty
I was dragged into another silly animal game and got invested
His name is Shipwreck and I love him
Bio
Says he was a pirate, and that he earned his title while out on the great blue see.
Is quite snippy and keeps to himself as he still misses his crew, but it's lot like he's one to question the will of Nestor.
But he has his crewmate Dyten, so it's not like he's completely alone
Tho he misses the ocean, so he'll spend most of his time fishing
WHAT if instead of bear pride for hairy fat men we ALSO had cow pride. for fat women with huge milkers. ok now give me 10000 reblogs a kiss on the cheek and a nobel prize
repost because i made a clerical error in the original post but here's the flag i propose. yes its cow print. yes im amazing as well
also clarifying the reason the animal i picked was cow is because its a partially satirical reclaiming of the insult "fat cow" or calling fat women cows etc. as like an affirmation thing because cows can be pretty too yknow
reblogging this for pride month. happy pride month to all u fat cows....
girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,
Replace "reddit" with "reveddit" in any reddit url to reveal deleted or removed comments. If the comment/post was deleted too quickly after it was posted, it may not pull it up, but it works most of the time
girl after reading a post on tumblr dot com with a reblog by user impossiblepackage, moving her cursor over to the url of the aforementioned reddit post, using her mouse to highlight the word “reddit”, typing out the word “reveddit” in its place, hitting enter, waiting with bated breath as reveddit loads, finally content as the deleted comment is displayed in front of her eyes containing the information she sought for so long.
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
part of what makes tragedies tragic is the story being preventable from the outside but unpreventable from the inside
As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce
Anonymous asked:
happy pride month! GAY BEAM ATTACK!!!!!!!!
spearxwind answered:
IT’S FUCKING
PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!
