Bienvenu jeune innocent. Tu t'es perdu ? Ce n'est pas grave, suis les étoiles et tu trouveras surement la sortie. Je te souhaite bon courage pour ce dur et long voyage ! Reviens vite, j'ai des cookies !

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Unmute !

This better be in the history textbooks in 30 years

I fully expect a page with a black and white screenshot of this with some exam question like “describe how this image links to the covid-19 pandemic of 2020”

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Hi guys! I know I keep posting corona virus content, but only because I really need you to understand how important it is to 👏stay👏 the 👏fuck 👏home!

STAY THE FUCK HOME

I’m a nurse. It is so frustrating to see people out and enjoying their time on the beach and whatnot, when I want to stay home. I dont want this. I see first hand what it does. Please. Stay home. Protect us because we cant protect ourselves by staying home.

I work at a hospital and I stay home due to the fact I assume I’ve been exposed. If I can help it I have my groceries delivered to my house. I haven’t seen family or friends in a while. I miss them. I really miss my fiancé. Please stay home and quarantine.

Boosting this for the people who wont listen.

Stay

The

Fuck

Home.

RN here, week three of dealing with COVID19 patients. Everyone is starting to have breakdowns and crying fits regularly in the halls, even the 50 year old doctors who’ve been practicing for decades. Nothing we are doing is working. It feels like everyone is dying. Please stay home. We can’t take this stress.

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It’s okay to be annoyed at social distancing. It’s okay to be disappointed your favorite event was canceled or frustrated with online classes or online work. It’s okay, feel the way you’re feeling, we need room for that.

But remember, herd action is a powerful thing, we aren’t doing this for just you or me or one single person. We’re doing this for the elderly and immunecompromised, we’re doing this for the health care professionals so they don’t get too overwhelmed. We’re doing this for more than just ourselves. This is collective action at work.

And it is the group that lifts that barn when no one person can

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it is the group that takes turns talking to the man down during the worst day of his life

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it’s the group that gets out the wet wipes and quietly takes down hate symbols

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and we don’t do that for ourselves. We do that because there is a love for strangers, a love for people we don’t know, and a dedication to others that is more than just “me” and “survive” and us vs them.

It is easy to feel alone in these times when we are literally meant to be alone, but this too is a means of care, this too is an act of love. And I think, I really do, I think that’s worth holding onto.

“We’re each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?”

Ursula K. Le Guin, Nine Lives

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“you want to kill your circumstances”

You want to kill your pain

I really needed to hear this. And I am sure that others do too.

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@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,
if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

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truly the language of love

Yet another reason we must oppress the French: even their language is horny on main.