kalimaxxing:

kalimaxxing:

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

creepymutelilbugger:

tekehu:

tekehu:

impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

derinthescarletpescatarian:

anarchetypal:

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

I should buy orange juice

demilypyro:

paper mario fans when transphobia is canon

gayweeddaddy69420:

aflo:

sylviii:

ALT

sign you see when entering hell

a powerful ward against americans

feelingsoftheday:

the saddest thing i’ve ever done was beg someone to love me the way I loved them

scientific–witchery:

Best apple. Go

Gala

Fuji

Honeycrisp

Granny Smith

Red Delicious (wtf is wrong with you.)

Pink Lady

Cosmic Crisp

Golden Delicious

SweeTango

Braeburn

Other (tell me in the tags!)

Don’t have a favorite/Not fond of apples/I’m bald/See Results

See Results

airsignz:

brucefromfamilyguy:

catchymemes:

precious-little-bhaalbabe:

precious-little-bhaalbabe:

Gotta say, BG3 really knocked it out of the park on murderous, evil, bastards with the biggest, wettest, saddest, eyes

These two have mercilessly slaughtered thousands and will again

Also bonus Lae’zel cause someone in the tags mentioned her

pastadoughie: