I make stupid comics.

fibification

huckleton

hi huck

hi gart

stardustbunning

hi emily

oh god i dont use this website anymore

everythingfox:

Thank god she didn’t overreact

does pdr guy want to fuck objects???

Anonymous

WANT to? no

WOULD he? far more likely

powerburial:

Me: I find your lack of crepes… disturbing lol. *4 second silence* Thats Darth Vader from Star Wars
barista: ok. yeah we’re out today sorry.
me: *inhaling a bunch of air getting ready to do a yoda impression*

kindlygoblin:

amazoogle:
swarnpert:
my favorite thing is to say “investing in” instead of “buying”
just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

dennisreynoldslocalwhore:

the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie

picsthatmakeyougohmm: