id suck the tattoos right off that guy
id clean him off like a whiteboard
Please take my white ass to anor londo
*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*
Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker
The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.
no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think