exitwound:

exitwound:

no-need-to-apply:

exitwound:

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

redbuddi:

me: *sips drink* wow this is bad

friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad

friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that’s terrible

friend 3: hey what’s going on here

me: my drink is bad

friend 3: *sips my drink* that’s bad

friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad

friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?

effemimaniac:

when you’re a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you’re an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

worthingtonindustries:

(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

solreefs:

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

mommy-mortis:

mommy-mortis:

queerleigh:

wait

yea that’s funny

honestlydarkprincess:

i love this character so much……i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

bigmeatpete69420:

sabertoothwalrus:

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

This to me is the cats equivalent of when I kisses the forehead

sloppjockey:

hyn. gouache watercolor painting on paper 2017

jessbeeandthehive:

slitherpunk:

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn’t use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing… right bro?