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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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A Carpet Sample Love Story - PetalBirdie - Transformers: Prime [Archive of Our Own]

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*GENTLY SCREAMS* UM HI OKAY SO apparently me and a friend joking about @mister-scream​ ‘s shitpost about the tfp cast fucking around in home depot (this bitch here) was all it took to gracelessly shove me out of my better-half-of-a-decade hiatus on fanfic writing. And of course it’s crack why wouldn’t it be. So uh… if you’re hankerin’ for 4k words of Soundwave and Oppy being tired dads falling in love over carpets then you came to the right place I guess asdfghjk

And if you’re more of a pictures person, enjoy the drawing version I made alongside it that ended up taking WAY TOO LONG TO FINISH but it’s done now so it’s okay uwu

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The Lion and The Cowboy - PetalBirdie - 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
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F*ck it I’ll start posting my fics here again since most of my art isn’t Tumblr-worthy :’) anyway Boothill has me in a chokehold, which means he must inevitably be mushed together with Jing Yuan my beloved favourite because I’m predictable.

It makes sense trust me

honkai star rail hsr boothill jing yuan jinghill bootyuan i think those are the ship names? fanfic ao3 idk how to tag this
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Naps Are A Team-Building Exercise, Right? - PetalBirdie - Transformers - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

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I don’t usually put my fics up here but it’s one of my favourite AUs I’ve come up with (also the fic took a year and a half to write lol) so uhhh yeah! Enjoy 10k words of domestic Optimus, Megatron, Rodimus, Prowl, Soundwave, Fort Max, and Black Shadow being a combiner/polycule!

morning rb
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Naps Are A Team-Building Exercise, Right? - PetalBirdie - Transformers - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

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I don’t usually put my fics up here but it’s one of my favourite AUs I’ve come up with (also the fic took a year and a half to write lol) so uhhh yeah! Enjoy 10k words of domestic Optimus, Megatron, Rodimus, Prowl, Soundwave, Fort Max, and Black Shadow being a combiner/polycule!

optimus prime megatron rodimus prowl soundwave black shadow fort max fortress maximus megop megarod soundrod prowlwave prowlop transformers dawnbreaker au mtmte
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TF Waterlogged Cat Poll (Round 1)

Vote on all of the matches here.

“Mirror, mirror on the wall…”

Black Shadow

Swoop

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Unless the continuity is specified, you are voting on the soggiest version(s) of a character that evoke the most pity, regardless of the one in the pic. 🐱

petalbirdie

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I am BEGGING please vote Black Shadow, this man gets shafted by everything all the time, if he's not a poor little meow meow then no one is. He gets nothing, so please at least give him this.

petalbirdie

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He might have lost but he still gets a nice warm blanket after putting up a good fight. He earned it.

transformers black shadow maccadam i love him and he deserves good things okay
pits-of-kaos
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TF Waterlogged Cat Poll (Round 1)

Vote on all of the matches here.

“Mirror, mirror on the wall…”

Black Shadow

Swoop

See Results

Unless the continuity is specified, you are voting on the soggiest version(s) of a character that evoke the most pity, regardless of the one in the pic. 🐱

petalbirdie

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I am BEGGING please vote Black Shadow, this man gets shafted by everything all the time, if he’s not a poor little meow meow then no one is. He gets nothing, so please at least give him this.

maccadams transformers black shadow blackshadow please
Too Stubborn - MegaSound Day 2022 - PetalBirdie - Transformers - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
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Running in at the last minute yet again WOO sorry it’s super short but happy MegaSound day!! Thought there was a lot of potential with Earthspark Megs and Soundwave’s dynamics so I took a crack at that!

@mega-wave-superior

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“Don’t be bitter.” “It’s don’t be bittAH!” Anyway! Birthday gift for @yungylime, love you sis

“Don’t be bitter.” “It’s don’t be bittAH!”

Anyway! Birthday gift for @yungylime, love you sis <3

six the musical six musical six broadway six west end six fanart six fanarts catherine of aragon anne boleyn adrianna hicks andrea macasaet millie o'connell amanda lindgren no way dont lose ur head my sister tagged this for me i am never drawing these outfits ever again im convinced the outfit designers for this fucking musical were sadists