happy birthday to the silliest guy ever

south park omori-fied doodles

You are afraid of 6th graders.

kinny

the furrification of south park

TRIGGER WARNING: self-harm, blades, lots of mentions of cutting. also mental health topics.

main 4 headcanons for finding out reader self-harms; platonic

includes: stan, kyle, cartman, and kenny

A/N: sorry for being kinda inactive i’m experiencing somewhat of a burnout?? kinda stressed cuz of school and stuff. i wrote this on a whim at night, also the assumed form of sh for reader is cutting. also this isn’t intended to be angsty

STAN MARSH

he’d be really confused. he knows the basics about depression and other disorders/illnesses, but he hasn’t really put enough research into it to know why you’d do that??

“does it hurt?” nah stan it’s completely painless!! of course it hurts

“oh. sorry”

stan is curious and wants to ask why cutting could help relieve stress or emotion. in his eyes, that’d do the exact opposite! he can’t find the idea of wounding yourself repeatedly to be calming, but he tries to hear you out

he’s concerned, and considers telling your parents about it, but he isn’t like that. so he opts to tell you to tell them yourself

“you could like, tell your parents and maybe see a therapist. i don’t know a lot about this stuff, but i can’t imagine cutting yourself is good for you.”

every now and then if you’re getting anxious or something he’ll put his hand on your shoulder, giving you a smile and maybe some encouraging words. he gives you little pep talks if you’re about to do something scary

he doesn’t treat you differently, but he’s sure to keep your problems in mind whenever you leave suddenly, cry, or act weird. he might be a little anxious about it at first, but he trusts you not to do something reckless

he probably gets angrier if someone messes with you. he doesn’t really think about why, but if he had to then he’d say it’s because “you’re already going through a lot, dude. people don’t even consider that sometimes, it pisses me off.”

that also helps him take other’s feelings into consideration more, and tries to see the other side of the story more often.

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

i can see him either asking to see your cuts, or thinking about asking but deciding against it. i feel like he’d be act a little rash and might ask anyways, like if he doesn’t stop to think about what reaction that could elicit

he regrets saying it after he does, but if you show him your wounds/scars, he’ll probably insist on cleaning them up and bandaging them

like stan, he’s very confused and concerned. he’s heard about stuff like this but hasn’t really experienced it first-hand, and his only real experience with depression was with stan, and only we know how bad he dealt with that!!

he tries to take your feelings and mental state into consideration, but his brain might be a little foggy with slight panic and confusion

“dude, have you told anyone about this? i think you should get some help.” again, it’s a little difficult for him to find soothing words, and talks bluntly

he encourages you to find help, and tells you he cares, albeit awkwardly. he does care, but he isn’t great with feelings. he just really doesn’t like the idea of you doing something like that

afterwards, he’ll try to be more conscious of you and your state. he might get a little frustrated sometimes, especially if you find yourself in an episode or relapsing. he isn’t angry at you, he’s just confused on why and lets it turn into anger

he feels angry that you’re hurting like that, and kyle being the problem solver he is, sometimes lets his logical and moral side take over. he might ask stan to help out if he can’t calm you down

he’s trying!!!

ERIC CARTMAN

i wouldn’t be surprised if eric has used self-harm in one of his faking suicide schemes

just as most serious topics, the most he probably knows is from researching online for said schemes and lies. most of the time it’s a quick scan of the surface web, but he goes deeper for certain things

he probably laughs it off at first or makes fun of you if you were to tell it to him straight

but if he were to actually witness you in the act, he probably panics but tries not to show it

“dammit, Y/N, are you rubbing one out or what, c'mon we gotta-” he pauses when he sees you, and doesn’t know what to do from there

like stan he’s probably curious and might ask if it hurts or like idk what you use for it😭 he kinda wants to talk to you about it but beats around the bush to avoid the direct topic

he probably tells his mom to get a med-kit and gives it to you and walks out

he felt a whole lot of tension and pressure in that room and he was not rockin with it, so he makes his escape. he doesn’t even know why he was panicking that much, probably because you could cut the pressure in that room with a knife kinda like how u cu

my legal team has advised me not to continue this joke

the next day at school he might crack a few emo jokes with you, but other than that he doesn’t ask what’s wrong or anything.

afterwards, he doesn’t really treat you differently, but he doesn’t bring it up at all. in fact, you expect him to bring it up during an argument to hit your weak point, but he doesn’t.

you’re sure he wants to though. but, he doesn’t. and that’s what counts, right? you can’t help but notice that he’s a bit more gentle with his touches, specifically when he’s grabbing your hand or arm. and who knows, maybe he’ll give you the part of his lunch he doesn’t want. don’t count on it though.

KENNY MCCORMICK

i can see kenny maybe being the most understanding of the four, specifically about the stress and how it relieves it

he’s still a little lost, as he’s never felt the urge to do that when he’s stressed out. also because he dies in so many painful ways that he doesn’t know why someone would willingly cause pain to themselves??

but he definitely understands more if you explain it, and sit and listens to you if you’d like to talk about your troubles.

“mm mph mmph mmph? mm mmmph, mph mmph” (can i take it? the blade, i mean)“

he doesn’t want to like. be weird or anything he just feels really wrong letting you walk off with a sharp blade ready to slice ur skin. like if he saw fresh wounds the next day he’d probably feel really bad he didn’t take it

kenny doesn’t tell anyone and doesn’t make it a big deal. he’ll encourage you and pat you on the back, or sling an arm around your shoulder, pulling you into a hug and telling you that you can do it!

he’s generally more nicer and defends you if cartman is annoying you about something, telling him to buzz off

he does have to admit, he gets a little worried about you sometimes so he might just check on you in his mysterion persona from outside your window.

considering you play superheros with the gang, he doesn’t really have to wear the costume to protect his identity. it just makes him feel like less of a creep if he’s dressed up like batman and pretending to protect the city at night

(the suit also helps him blend in with the shadows. except the bright white undies and green question mark that boings as he walks. okay maybe it isn’t great for hiding in the shadows)

furry park

cw cartoon gore

erm i love kenny and cartmans friendship more than anything else actual y.

kenny and karens relationship literlaly melts my heart

i wish my older siblings loved me like this LMFAO

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