WITH THIS CHEW TOY IN MY JAWS

i’m scrawny! (i also go by chris) (he/him) thank you for entering my vortex of evil

i mainly post about portal (and other things that catch my intrigue) you can never guess with me!

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE:
WEIRD (DEROGATORY)
FREAKISH (DEROGATORY)
AN EVIL SWAMP WITCH
AN EVIL SHOPKEEP (I DO NOT WANT YOUR WARES)
RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, ANTI-SEMETIC, XENOPHOBIC, ABLEIST, TRANSMED, TRANSCUM, ANY OTHER -PHOBIC OR -IST

please shoot me an ask (or a message) if you got a problem!
i’m not the best socially around strangers so please be patient with me.

i don’t do commissions (yet) but I’m free for requests!

(additionally feel free to do whatever with my art or designs with credit ^.^)

#scrawnys portal art is where i keep all my gay robot sex

#ask for askbox related things

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:
mistah-oso:
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:
HE. There exists a singular subject in that sentence and squidward is not NB.

We are shit-posters but we should try to have standards, damnit!
first of all youre a shit poster im a good poster second squidward isnt the only one underwater on spongebob dumbass
not to mention squidward is nonbinary

relevant-wikipedia-articles:

yahenni:
yahenni:
yahenni:
yahenni:
When your kid comes out as a dude
When he asks you where hats go
When he asks you what those knights in Monty Python said
When he tells you a funny joke
Cropping (image) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org

decafbat:

winter lights

t4tails:

reblog if you prioritize women to the point you mock people for liking m/f or m/m ships. im insane

fawfulydoo:

have i posted this i feel like i have

symbiotic-slime:

libraford:
libraford:
The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you’re cis.
Eat them.
“OH those body builder women with pancake breasts arent-” eat them.
“This woman has a beard, thats not-” eat them.
“That man has a baby face, that’s not” - eat them with barbecue sauce.
Eat them. You will never be gender enough for their definition of gender. Eat them.