decimadeathing:

henryashtran:

daily-glup-shitto:

Be warned though, this strat can oneshot anything, including your GPU

via @xxaeris

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

crabfisher:

crabfisher:

someone should make a fursona with a large marking that can just be any frame of bad apple [but sort of blobby since it’s a marking in fur]

do you understand

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

iridescentjaq:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

i think it’s fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

a plant’s job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

that’s horrifying! thank you

toygirly:

quasi-normalcy:

“Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.”

–Terry Pratchett, Snuff

ghostlycoyote0:

I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months

felidaeng:

a trio of beastiesss

gunsandfireandshit:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth

i have dysphoria for this

Skill issue

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

thisonesatellite:

…so this morning i’m at the public pool, done with my laps, putting on makeup for work and there’s a woman and a man – both easily in their 70s – who obviously don’t know each other coming down the stairs, and she has a little trouble with her balance so he goes, “Can I help?” and holds out his hand and she takes it, navigates the steps while holding on to him and talking about the importance of exercise and he deadass breaks out the “Come here often?” to which she says, “Yes, but some mornings it would be nicer to stay in bed” while batting her lashes at him, and it was such God Tier Flirting that it reaffirmed my entire faith in humanity.

YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR A MEET CUTE.

Bestie pulled out the absolute classic of ‘losing her balance’ and it worked

happilynever:

threehoursfromtroy:

hotboyproblems:

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

Don’t.

I felt this way too, in my twenties, but you know what?

I began transitioning at 30. I went back to grad school at 32. I’m living my best life, and while I’m a little behind the curve compared to some of my classmates on some things, I’m also so far ahead of them on others.

You need follow nobody’s schedule but your own.

Life is hard and the world isn’t doing any of us favors.

Be kind to yourself, and remember that you still have plenty of time. The only difference between starting now and 5 or 10 years earlier is now you have more experience.

I needed to hear this so badly