Tags Masterlist

Since I know finding tags, let alone anything, on this site can be a hassle I’ve decided to make a masterlist for all my tags so people can easily find my stuff. 18+ advisory! (18+ tags include spicy, lemon, nsfw)

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cal-kestis:

happy april 30th!

500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat:

oh yes it’s that time of year

simply-elegantly-kai:

darkmuse112:

underneathswift:

THE LAST DAY GUYS

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!

callmefirefly:

It’s the last day in April, so tomorrow…

Originally posted by wakandascrystal

acemer1in:

theprinceofsnark:

askasexual:

occasionally-gay:

incessant-honking:

bad-puns-n-finger-guns:

ice-dispenser:

bad-puns-n-finger-guns:

2boldlyqueer:

sporkkles-irl:

bill-nye-official-blog:

ice-dispenser:

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

• sexual activity
• how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

• stealing my food 
• stealing my lemons
• my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

itznarcotic:

benihana-circumcision:

fluffyanimals:

woolydemon:

woolydemon:

LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

ur so right. revision:

turquoisemagpie:

Back on my nonsense again. XD