hustlerose:

really hot girl who insists she needs to prove to you she can recite the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny from memory. and she keeps fucking it up and starting over from the beginning

deiformlover-deactivated2024021:

deiformlover-deactivated2024021:

100 notes and I’ll draw fanart of Octa Trio dying in a glue trap.

I’m a man of my word. Fan art I drew of Octa Trio dying in a glue trap.

They grew up together and they will die together.

celestiallywritten:

Fandom: Twisted Wonderland
Featured: Ace Trappola & Reader
Rating: General

Word Count: 1060 words

Premise: This was supposed to be a study session, but Ace has pulled a deck of cards from his pocket and set himself to the art of distraction. It seems as though you have a thing or two to learn, yourself.

☆ — 

With the flick of his wrist and the pinch of his fingers at their edges, you watch in fascination as Ace shuffles the playing cards from one hand to the next. They make a pleasant, if muted sound, cardstock rippling as they come to rest between his waiting palm. He doesn’t give you much time to track his movements, all curving grins and crinkled eyes, shifting the cards back to the tabletop.

He doesn’t need to look to see what he’s doing, the movements long practiced since his dad had shown him how to shuffle all those years ago. But for your sake he glances down, playing to the plain curiosity on your face.

“That was a simple transfer, y’know. It’s the same technique as this,” Ace says, splitting the cards into two stacks. Sensing the questions looming, not too different from the different things you’d been asking him for the past ten minutes or so, he continues, “This is called the riffle. It’s an easier shuffle, sure, and kind of hard for the dealer to make any sneaky moves.”

“And yet,” you mumble, lips formed in a mock pout, “You somehow manage to stack the deck anyways when we’re playing.”

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vampirejuno:

vampirejuno:

Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of “I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I’ll eat a shoe before dm-ing first”

Spam-liking their posts wistfully like a medieval knight wearing a lady’s favor to battle for he knows he shall never hold her hand

falsegodszine:

Hello everyone - long time no update!

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cannot-think-of-a-cute-name:

fishbizkit:

himbocloud:

pokemoncristallo:

putaemo-cional:

pastaisgay:

kirke-euplokamos:

pokemoncristallo:

pokemoncristallo:

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

ampervadasz: