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dreams-in-daylight:

huffylemon:

B A B Y

ooooo

TINY BABY

elbiotipo:

duckdotcom:

obscenicon:

pinkdovess:

this meme is so niche

ALT

kaban-bang:

Random gag becoming relevant 10 episodes later, bless Ryoko Kui.

bogleech:

cipheramnesia:

jordisstigander:

moodbig:

lokiago:

prismatic-bell:

disturbedtomparis:

babyfoxcollectionthings:

…..you know I would like to thank @voyoock for this reply because tbh I kind of wanted to break one of these open and taste it myself.

Just think, these stones contain the water from ancient seas from millenia ago, and a well educated scholar STILL couldn’t resist their pull. Not one of us is immune to the siren call of ancient tide pods.

cracking open an old one with the boys

Pumping open a stomach with the boys

I want one so badly for the bacteria but I want to know they’re there. Maybe sometimes they discolor the water??

wereralph:

sweetiejack:

jambearie:

@wereralph

im so glad this is on brand for me

pissvortex:

9hilism:

hotvampireadjacent:

pissvortex:

radiofreederry:

Btw he lost this cash out ticket so he doesn’t even have .18 cents

funshape:

funshape:

my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more “this guy dresses like a cartoon bully” if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

i live like this chat.

emeraldburn:

:

My redesign hot take is that if you’re aiming to “desexualize” a female character, don’t make her boobs smaller. You’re implying a lot here.

Instead of shrinking her boobs, try:

• Changing her posture to something normal people do (bonus points for slouching/rounded shoulders, a common posture for tall and/or big chested women)
• Making sure her outfit is appropriate for the situation (showing skin is not inherently sexualizing, lingerie armor or half-naked-in-the-snow probably is)
• Making her torso/waist thicker, maybe even enough that all her organs would reasonably fit!

There are probably lots more options too! I’m not an artist! Just a person with a big chest and back pain!

foulserpent:

foulserpent:

foulserpent:

i just took my beautiful daughter Clairitin out to dinner and the contemptuous SJW’s at the taco bell have slipped testosterone in with her Crunchwrap Supreme

My daughter Clairitin’s crunchwrap supreme combo meal was LITERALLY just laced with hormone replacement therapy by duplicitous Taco Bell skanks and youre calling this satire. Okay.