Oc Lover Sitri

i know the joke is that ill accidentally summon a demon but i cant help but think this is just a goat with good Latin skills who is coming to punish me for forgetting that studeo, studere takes dative objects

you sigh in relief that its only your friend the tutor goat and not the duolingo owl

Basket star (Astrophyton sp.) By: D. Clarke From: The Complete Encyclopedia of the Animal World 1980

How is this even an animal

No cell wall🤷

The crab hacker (Sacculina) and Dendrogaster are actually two unrelated crustaceans who both became sedentary parasites!

Left is Sacculina, right is Dendrogaster

Crustaceans, somehow.

One a barnacle, the other a sister group to barnacles :)

i know there’s the whole carcinization meme about everything evolving into a crab. but what the fuck are crabs evolving into

i wonder if they still taste good with butter??

Why in hell those flesh crabs have undertale names tho?

got called into the living room because "they're talking about something you'll like on tv" and it was a documentary about arsenic poisoning

feels worth mentioning that my response to this was to yell "POISONS??? :D :D :D" and sprint into the room like a dog that's just been told it's time for a walk

People in Splatoon are genuinely funnier than I could ever aspire to be

2023 for Video Games is making me feel like this

Encounter: subterranean computer elves

fuck papa louie and his stupid fucking burgeria. ive been THE ONLY COOK IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN BUILDING for 3 WEEKS. and JUST NOW, AT RANK 14, they call me “sandwich builder”. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? I AM THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS SINKING SHIP OF A FAST FOOD PLACE. COOK YOUR OWN FUCKING BURGERS PAPA EAT MY ASSHOLE

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

reblog heavy

“you’re boring” yeah thanks i had my unique and interesting traits bullied out of me ♡

Please respond with your FIRST associated meaning of the following acronyms (they do not all belong to the same category)

WOW

TFA

MLM

WWW

PWP

OSU

DP

Word of warcraft

The fifa alliance (???)

Male loving male (multi level marketing)

World wide web

Porn with plot

OSU the game (??)

Don't post (?????)

Honestly with some distance i think I'd say german teenagers were onto something when they used "hobbyless" as the default insult in the early 2010s

I apologise for having a nuanced opinion on the Internet, but "The destruction of a vast network that many creators rely on to reach their audience is heartbreaking" and "Watching the multibillion-dollar impulsive purchase of an entitled man-child crash and burn within days of getting his hands on it is objectively funny" are two statements that can and should co-exist

I feel like semicolons are the most delicious punctuation. Like I could eat that.

Stronger than a comma you say? With more intimacy than a period? More formal than the dash? Oh my.

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death