Should say hello & introduce myself.
My name is Crow, I'm a 21 year old lesbian who already feels too old for this shit. My pronouns are they/them.
Fun fact: I love monsters!
One more fun fact: I love SCP!
Another fun fact: I love reading!
Another fun fact?!?: Writing and drawing are both my escape to reality.
Heres my art account: @drcaskcut
Here's my book/writing account: @crowshideout
Here's my linktree
hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in
does anyone else feel like talking verbally is a quicktime event and you’re constantly missing the button cues
I cant have them so instead I’ll think abt them rlly hard
vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me
*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case
Ok, my archaeometrist ass has something to say!
First, an archaeologist wouldn’t carbon date something. It’s not his job. This kind of analysis belongs to the archaeometrist, thank you very much!
Next, using carbon dating on a vampire raise really interesting questions. Because, you see, you can only carbon date completely dead things. Basically, the body absorb Carbon 14 while it’s alive, and after death, this radioactive element slowly decompose (half of it every 5730 years). When you measure how much is left, you can know how long ago the person/plant/whatever died. Going back to the vampire. Officially, vampires are dead. But they feed on human blood, living humans. I’m not sure of the logistic of carbon 14 linking itself to a body, but I think it would false the result. The good news is, as vampire can talk, they would be able to confirm or not. Meaning that we would be able to create a template and see if drinking blood reset your quantity of carbon 14, or if you can still get the age of death of the vampire by removing whatever carbon 14 they ingest through blood. But I think it would depend of how much blood they had ingested since their passing, and a lot of other variables.
The other question is: how dead is a vampire? Do they still breathe? How do they interact with their environment? Would that be enough to keep their carbon 14 at “normal” level? If so, they would be considered alive by this dating technique. Wouldn’t that be an emotional journey for our poor vampire?
I’m actually really invested in this.
*dropping a garlic-free lasagne on the counter top* my love, we’ve talked about inviting archaeometrists to our dinner parties
Please be normal
cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them
The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature
me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?
the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?
me: oh... so you saw that... :(
the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.
This video is a perfect demonstration of just how badly elderly people need to be introduced to video games. Like it should be a thing in facilities and assisted living, it's like a no brainer, and could enrich these people's live SO MUCH!!!
I’ve watched this like 5 times and the German lady constantly crashing her car cracks me up every time
Keeps the mind active, the spirits up, and the heart connected! Hell yes!!!
Keeps the mind active,
the spirits up, and the heart
connected! Hell yes!!!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Normalize & understand that you don't need to accept apologies. Forgiveness means you have to heal from the person's actions, whether it's quick or slow.
it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)
what they all have in common:
The look of annoyance and utter disdain at the human exposing their wing pit.
Yes.
UNHAND ME FEATHERLESS BIPED
sorry. can’t talk right now. looking at some evil and fucked up yuri. you wouldn’t understand…
feelin good!!! <3
Worship of the Female Form by Alméry Lobel-Riche
Fellas we've all been here
Things that work in fiction but not real life
This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.
ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊
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I hate how after I eat I just feel...weird. Like, my head gets light and almost tingly? Kind of the same with my eyes I think? I just feel overall odd and it's rather unpleasant to experience. It's after every meal/snack I have, so I don't think it's one specific food item. I have to stay sitting down or be elevated and lay down.
I don't know if its my vertigo/vestibular disorder, because that wouldn't make sense. Or my high blood pressure, because this has been rather new and I've always been stable on my blood pressure meds? I'm a medical anomaly lol.
I also don't have insurance at the moment so I cant go to my doctor about it🥲
