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Vice Satan is Bored

@freefallingup13

Half whump blog, half shitposts, and another half cute and cool pics and stuff
26 /F/Bi
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~*~*Absolute Dingus*~*~
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The Ultimate Vicey Masterpost

Hi. I’m Vicey. I have a lot of pieces published on tumblr from multiple stories. Most of it is whump. Here’s the masterlists where you can find them!

Jaren, the leader of a wild, warmongering vampire  coven, likes to keep a few werewolves as attack dogs. Some of the  werewolves the coven keeps - like his favorite “Puppy” Toni - are his personal pets. CW: Lady whump, Dubcon, Abusive relationship, Conditioned whumpee

Jaren’s Puppy AUs

An AU of Jaren’s Puppy. Grin was happily enjoying being a college student. Then he got kidnapped by a sadistic man who brought Grin to his farm for an extra set of hands to help out, and… “stress relief”. At least Grin gets free room and board! CW: Captive whump, Abuse hidden in plain sight, Forced labor

Selena is of high noble blood, being the daughter of the most powerful magic being on earth. Too bad her boyfriend turned out to just be using her for said blood. CW: Lady Whump, Betrayed by S/O, Religion Mention, Ceremonial Blood Sacrifice

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Au where Jaren is Toni’s puppy?

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I was gonna say “Oh Toni is so sweet she would just have been gifted Jaren and not know what to do with him”

But this actually gives me the perfect opportunity to talk about WITCH TONI

There is a few AUs where Toni is more wild than Jaren is, fantastically so. She dates William (like in Rapture canon!) and she is a witch. When the Wild coven invades William’s coven’s land (he is a vampire, as in Rapture canon), she and him have already concocted a plan to fight off Wild and get the human servants to safety.

It includes her turning her blood into poison that, when drank by a vampire, causes them to burst immediately into flames.

She laughs about it.

Honestly, in the AU, they aren’t TOO successful, but if they ended up successful enough for Witch Toni to get her hands on Jaren as a whumpee? Oh, man, he’s going to be a defiant whumpee and Toni is going to be oooone smuuuuug bitch witch.

Edit: there wouldn’t be any like Noncon or dubcon or anything like that, but Toni would have a new subject for experimenting with spells!

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Oh I fucking forgot about this, I may or may not have plenty of ideas for Toni now….

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fabled-whump

A whumpee forbidden from speaking still getting punished when they talk and scream in their sleep

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l-a-l-o-u

I don't remember if I ever shared this here but I made a mod that turns the obelisks into cute trees in Stardew. I updated it last week so they change with the seasons now :)

It's on Nexus Mods here

@specialbluehens I cannot remember if you said you liked aesthetic mods or not but this one is too cute not to share djsksk

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I love yokai so much

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robotlyra

THIS IS IT, THE BEST CRYPTID

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vedajuno

Emperor of Kyoto: We have a thief! Which one of you ate my breakfast before it arrived?!

Servant Who Definitely Ate All The Emperor’s Breakfast: Oh you’ve never heard of the Breakfast Bird??

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*This poll was submitted to us and we simply posted it so people could vote and discuss their opinions on the matter. If you’d like for us to ask the internet a question for you, feel free to drop the poll of your choice in our inbox and we’ll post them anonymously (for more info, please check our pinned post).

There’s no option for “I’m not living with either of them despite being raised”, but I’d go with that one

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In Mario Party 4′s Present Room, Shy Guy remarks that on Waluigi’s calendar, “every day is Sunday”. However, if you zoom in really close, you’ll see that Shy Guy is actually lying.

that son of a bitch

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rickybabyboy

SMACKING

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3amsnow

ID: 2 photos of a large white cat with orange patches, most notably on his muzzle, an orange nose, and green eyes. he is lying on his side on a bed. in the first photo he raises his paw in a wide arc, with a motion blur, and the second he has both front legs stretched out onto someone's hand. end ID

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Anonymous asked:

doing this thing now where i won’t initiate an interaction with a customer unless they say hi or excuse me first. bitch i am not professor x, i won’t know why you’re kubrick staring at me from the end of a skinny aisle unless you say something and i won’t try to guess because i have So Much to do!!!!!!!

Posted by admin Rodney

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i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

he only got two eyes

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