Vicious Shenanigans

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

banned wands

Baldy

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

(bangs fist on table) i want him sweaty, whimpering, overstimulated, moaning, sniffling, twitching, squirming, whining, gasping, bucking his hips, drooling, begging (swipes papers onto the floor)

NOW

Raphael simps rise up

*New York accent* I'm boopin' here!!!

this is me all day

Suction cup boi

(via)

he flatten

“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”