i cant stand adventuring with necromancers 🤦‍♂️. you know what really gets to me? they never TELL you they're a necromancer. they always use some normal spells at first. like ice spike and shit. and then you turn around to look at your party and you notice there's one extra person there. yeeep. they resurrected the researcher that died before us and left a journal warning us of the incoming dangers at the dungeon. and you know you can't tell them shit. you hurt a wizards' feelings and they fireball you into a pile of dust while you're sleeping and cook a potion with your ashes. 🤦‍♂️

and before anyone says anything i dont have anything against conjurers. just wish more of them had the common fucking sense to summon elemental spirits or whatever.

"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

DON'T FUCK WITH GAM GAM, SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

urianger as that shy girl from a romcom that lets down her hair and takes off her glasses and becomes..beautifuol

Anders als die Andern (Different from the Others) (1919) Directed by Richard Oswald

Nendoroids of Riliane & Allen have been announced!

Does anyone have this

i have them all

To YOU it’s bad writing. To ME it’s a very nuanced piece of work that explores subtle intricacies without outright saying it. And also it’s bad writing

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

i think i have couvid

bonus i forgot to add earlier

with this having officially breached containment i hope everyone who tags this as a ship knows i will and am judging whether your choice fits us or not

to the person who tagged this as destiel it’s on sight

I was today years old when I found out Yusuke Murata uses BL as a reference to draw male characters in One Punch Man

Now everything makes sense

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you