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shelled gastropod

@snail-watch / snail-watch.tumblr.com

real life snail ... 💞 https://archiveofourown.org/users/Snail_Pail
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messigoku

"cant boycott McDonald's because it's my comfort food"

"cant boycott Starbucks because it's convenient for me to eat breakfast there and I need my little treats uwu"

"cant boycott Eurovision because I like the music"

damn. cant do shit. almost like it means nothing to u

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i'm gonna put u in the freezer again... i'm gonna push u out the drive thru window when the customer stops too far away..... i'm gonna steal ur shell and throw it into outer space again....... watch out snail.... eep with an eye open..

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I'm just a little guy :(

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