this is going to be the most redcore post but i genuinely think giant puppet dragons are holy beings
Angels
{ID - seven photos of various dragon puppets (both eastern and western dragons), large enough to need the control of several puppeteers END ID}
He’s so right actually
It’s so funny that no one offered her an apology and she decided to just say this
today btw the children insisted that I as an adult could not possibly have a mommy, but I MIGHT, they conceded, have a "plain mom," the definition of which is, apparently, "she goes up in a rocket ship." every day I am paid to have totally comprehensible conversations
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like
stop it i was trying to be gothic
i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis