Bravery Conquers All
DM (to Barbarian): “Okay so I need you to make a constitution save or be blinded”
Barbarian: “But I’m fearless”
DM: *confused silence*
DM (to Barbarian): “Okay so I need you to make a constitution save or be blinded”
Barbarian: “But I’m fearless”
DM: *confused silence*
DM: You come to a fork in the road.
Wizard (unfortunately very much in character): I pick it up.
I love the phrase “they get along like a house on fire”. It’s perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it’s setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
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Is it too early to start a fight?
Wizard: I run towards the golems.
DM: Wait, you’re a wizard, why are you running towards them?
Wizard: To punch ‘em!
Party: wHAT?
DM: I… you know what? Okay.
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which oc has aggressive approaches to everyday situations?
Clover: Haha, me? I swing both ways.
Clover: Violently. With an axe. Come get some, motherfuckers.
achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily:
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Tiki: Very well, but it won’t be easy. Take this.
Cynthia: Oooh!
Tiki: I haven’t been in this dimension or a while. It’s ok to give children weapons, right?
From the fanfic “it ain’t easy being Santa”
- ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING
- CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES
- END OF LIST
PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?
WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER
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‘Aquarius with their friends’