I love the phrase “they get along like a house on fire”. It’s perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it’s setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
Which OC would kill someone just for pissing them off
Submitted by inversionimpulse
Robin: What can I do for you, Jeeves?
Frederick: …You have set our fleet on fire. I want to know why. To test our limits? To demoralize the enemy? To use them as a decoy to draw foes into a trap?
Robin: Ha, loser. A true tactician doesn’t know WHAT the hell he’s doing until he’s halfway done with it.
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