I would like to announce the sequel to eeby deeby:
Shooby dooby
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the full moon of december.
they call it the cold moon
because we haven't been holding hands that december
or the other.
the white eye of the moon is full of frost
and i've always wondered if tears could freeze. there, in the source
the full moon of december,
they also call it the long night moon.
it's so long because it was meant to be split up between
the two
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A whole bunch of adorable veggie friends for you! Don’t worry about not being able to eat healthy anymore, my Grunlings aren’t actual food!
They are gentle spirits of nature and if someone is lucky enough to see or even befriend a Grunling, they can become incredibly supportive with gardening. ;) 🌱
LITTLE FRIENDS I want the watermelon
Good morning!!!! I love the beauty of humanity!!!! The holidays are such a beautiful time of year!!!!! Even if you're going through a lot of stress see if you can look at the snow or listen to someone laugh this month.
It's December and all I want to do is go out on a snowy evening and listen to the silence of the weight of snow on the ground.
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more creature sketches. love the shape of the beast but when these guys shed it must be a nightmare
Love the "he's just a big ol catboy" posts those are my favorite
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it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)
I’m at a loss for words
people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two
Wow! I love the internet and the corresponding memes that will take future historians years to decipher.
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I feel like there’s a holy trinity of memetically intentionally misunderstood media over the last few years
-Morbius was intentionally misunderstood to be a movie that swept the nation getting one morbillion tickets sold when in reality it bombed not once, but twice
-Goncharov was intentionally misunderstood to be a real movie when it was not.
-The final part of this trinity is an intentional misunderstanding of what could be considered real life, but through so many abstractions that it’s completely and irrevocably warped from its real life counterpart. One that we picked up as a joke to be intentionally misunderstood. I am, of course, referring to Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson
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Trans mlm stimboard with clacky stuff for anon!
This was a challenge for me because…. I couldn’t find what I was looking for at first, but once I found stuff it was so hard to pick and choose between which ones to use! 😭 There were so many that I didn’t even fit in any rat GIFs. Hope that’s okay. ;;
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If you violate my banner deliberately, you’ll be swiftly screenshotted, blocked, and then publicly outed as a boundary-violator to 2.7K+ followers. Thanks! ✌️
i wabt it in my MOUTH GRGRGGRRR
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for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to
Save the planet babes
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they reinvent kissing
SOBBING???? REDS TAIL AND THE LITTLE BOMK AND DUCKS BLUSH AND AHHH THIS IS EVERYTHING
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Things to do that make you feel like a leedle rat
- Eat some peas and be like heh heh. pea fishing
- Collect stuff. just stuff. Put it somewhere. Be like heh heh. hoarde
- Bonus points if it's stuff you just find, such as rocks and nails n' shit
- Drink water really fucking loud
- Sniff shit
- ...by which I mean STUFF not. shit
- Fuckinf cuddle. If you have anyone or anything to cuddle. Do it
- Eat smol food
- Practice good hygiene. Rats are always cleaning themselves! But you don't have to be that diligent about it
- .... Just shower/bathe, brush your hair/teeth, and wear deodorant regularly-- generally keep yourself funky n' fresh
- Be transgender
- Cosplay as Bruno Madrigal. or simply as a wrat
- Eat things rats often eat that you can also eat: fruits, vegetables, nuts, yogurt, etc. and be like heh heh. rat food. for me. a leedle rat
- Make all of the rules
- Go exploring
- Watch the rat movies. The Jerma ones. And be like I am the giant rat. Also
- brush your teeth like legendary toothbrush from Rat Movie 2: The Movie
- Be active at night if you can. Wrats are ✨nocturnal✨
- Learn a new skill or two like the bright little wrat you are
- Get tickled or play hide-n-seek, games well-loved by rats
- Punk stuff, rats are hella punk
- Have absolutely no thoughts head empty, play the Wii theme in your head instead of thinking
- Pee
- Stim when you're happy
- Just be a goddamn goofball bro rats are so fucking weird and so are you you ✨wrat✨
- Drink lots and lots of water so you piss all the time. like a leedle rat
- Bang out the tunes
- Nibble your foods!
- Movie night lineup........... Ratatouille, Encanto, Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure, Rat Movie 2: The Movie, Flushed Away, Ratatoing, The Secret of NIMH,
- Sleeb
- Make funny noises
- Sing some rat songs (Rät by Penelope Scott, We Don't Talk About Bruno, rat songs from Jerma's rat movies)
- Curl up when you sleep, in a sort of Rat Wheel
- Take a shit
- Denounce h*rry p*tter and its maker once and for all. No merch, no piracy, no consumption.
- Engage in mutual aid. Rats are highly social animals and will forego chocolate in order to save another rat!
- Socialize to the extent of your comfort
- Nest
- Cook in fremch
- Make rat art-- draw, sculpt, crochet, etc
- Drive around! Rats can be taught the drive tiny cars
- Watch videos of rats!
- Dig. Sandbox, mud on the side of the road, bin of stuffed animals, drawer of odds and ends, whatever you.. dig
- Keep that diet varied to the best of your ability!
- Stim via chewing, like with chewelry or gum n' shit. Rats gotta chew often to keep their perpetually growing teefs little, so you can too!
- Go for a phucking swim
- Engage in prosocial behaviors with your "mischief" (friends, family, community)
- Have prosocial beliefs (pro-unions, gay rights, antiracism, equity)
- Pee
- Have smol toys and stim tools
- Fit in some "you" time for self-care and rest!!!
- Be teeny
- Be gay 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
- *squeak squeak*
- Sway your head or body gently from side-to-side like a pink-eyed wrat trying to see
- Look up rat information and learn all about them!
- Eat ratatouille
- When eating, turn the food this way and that way to find the best spot for the first bite, like leedle wrats do
- Celebrate your birthday with cake and ice cream (as applicable & with any substitutes needed)
- Do some fine motor activities to make you feel Teeny
- Pet some rats or rat plushies
- Support queer people
- Pirate some media! :D Stealing from the rich is good and you should do it
- Play games that have rats-- The Ratchelor, Dishonored, Rat Simulator, old Ratatouille games, Pokemon, Wizard101, Elder Scrolls, DnD, Minecraft rat mod, Wolvden, Dragon City, Okami, Cell to Singularity, & so many more
- Make a ratsona! Use picrews as inspiration if you need
• as applicable: go around barefoot. Or as close as possible (with socks or even if you have the money those barefoot shoes)
• wear LONG shirts that look like dresses and that are not tight on your body. It's fantastic.
AMAZING POST
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Theyre just in a silly goofy mood 🪱🍬
No thoguhts just them
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gotta get this out of the way but no i haven't actually eaten nor murdered anyone yet yes i do shake and shiver in fear trying to ask for ketchup and i like petting stray cats i am only a sick freak in theory okay everyone go home
Sorry to disappoint
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My biggest animation yet! (I am by no means a professional.)
This is about me being told what I am by other people, about people forcing labels on me. Only I get a say in my identity. Only I get to say who I am, because i am a separate person from others. I have autonomy over my body.
:)
We are who we say we are