Basic Info
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Age
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23
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Sex
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♀
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Height
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120cm/3'9 (with heels)
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Species
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Toon-Beewolf (Philanthus gibbosus)
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Favorite food
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Black Forest Cake
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Likes
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Bombs, giving people a hard time, giving people a hard time with bombs, planting landmines on playgrounds, blowing up beehives, gardening, flowers, sugary foods
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Dislikes
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Losing, goodie two-shoes, people using her bombs against her, bees, paint thinner
Profile
Kablammo is a henchman-tier cartoon villain wasp that specializes in everything explosive. From the classic cartoon bomb over sticks of dynamite to smoke grenades or gimmicky explosives of her own making, she does it all!
(Un)fortunately, she's destined to fail, as the bad guys always lose in cartoons. That's simply how it is.
This eats away at Kablammo, since she realizes she can never be more. She'll never win and being a mere minion, she rarely ever has an impact on the "episode".
Despite this, she's found some peace (or rather discord) in her fellow villains and starts to realize that your personal victories and connections matter more than how the world at large sees you.
(It'd still really be nice to one-up the good guys for once.)
While Kablammo revels in being a thorn in your side and ruining your day, her family are a picture of goodie-two-shoed adorable honeybees.
Kablammo (or rather "Harriet Honeyhive", her real name) was born by being pulled out of a paintbucket, but came out wrong. Her parents were horrified, mistreated her and eventually pushed her into a life of villainy ("that's all a wasp ever could hope to be"). They did this all while acting as if they were loving parents and had a moral high ground.
She left her family at 18, swore to become the meanest, toughest villain the world has ever seen as revenge, then never managed to become more than a crummy minion.
There was a while Kablammo would be forced to show up for family gettogethers, but due to her folks consistently making her feel miserable, she cut ties with them.
Notes:
- Henchmen toons are less resilient than regular ones and can be permanently destroyed for the sake of a mere joke. Resilience equals to plot-importance, and lucky for Kablammo, she's found people who value her, elevating her to a sort of "named henchman" status.
- She can create any type of explosive from her stinger, as long as she knows how to make it.
- She has 3 additional eyes on her forehead.
- She likes to drink poison and carries a flask of it everywhere she goes.
