Friday Night Funkin Self-Insert

A walking eyeball. Their body is more like a big collection of muscle with more muscle acting as skin. The only bones they have are their skull and their ribcage.

They can drink through the end of their tail, which is a really long eyestalk going down their back. If they drink enough of one color, their body will shift to that. They have a thing for pink lemonade because of this.

They're married to Sage Dyer-Wolfe and shift into Juliet when they see her. They have a heart locket to make this happen when Sage isn't around.

They're 5'5". They think height jokes (made in good fun) are absolutely hilarious. They are very sensitive to others' triggers though.