Iblis, the Imp
"What are you looking at? Don't make me hurt you. "
Iblis is an Imp th- Hey... Stop what are you -- muffled noises -- "Okay listen up. I'm not going to let some punk narrator tell you who I am. You want to know who I am? I am your worst nightmare. Yeah you heard me!!! No but really I am.. Yes, I am only 6" tall, but I have a fireball with your name on it." Iblis floats around and sits on its pitchfork like a witch. "Alright fine I'll give you the details. I am an Imp, I was born EONS ago. I don't take kindly to strangers infact I don't like them at all so please leave.. or else you get the BOMB!!! Wait.. you aren't leaving.. Damn humans.. so persistent. Anyways, I tend to only eat Gold. Yes yes.. Gold... Mmmm that metallic delicious substance... I tend to be very materialistic and cunning. I also have no gender, shocking huh? I never let my feet touch the floor this why I only float. I enjoy having long hair and my hair down, but when I don't feel like doing my hair I put it up. Why is my voice like this? Like what.. Ohhh the sound like I have many people inside that cause like a weird echo..? Yeah sorry that's just an Imp thing... You will never hear my true voice so get over it pipsqueak. I am Immortal why are you asking?.. Are you planning my demise...? I WILL DESTROY YOU!! ...Oh you are just curious.. Well.. I can be killed I mean I'm not VERY immortal. I can get sick and I can get wounded but only by my people. So Meh~" Iblis wiggles his fanny at you tauntingly. " When I am wounded I get this gross black sticky liquid that is acidic to the touch for other species except my own. Hehehe.. Becareful... " Iblis chucked evilly, "Alright thats enough. I'm done talking to you. Oh yeah here have your narrator back.. stupid humans... " Iblis claps its hands together and makes the narrator come back as he poofs... "Well that was interesting. Yes that was Iblis, it is a brat that basically likes to make things go boom. Now I'm getting the hell outta here. "
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