Oxonae Sesbur

Your name is OXONAE SESBUR, and you are currently scrolling through your SOCIAL MEDIA. Although you don't particularly look like it at the moment, you have a small following on the INTERNET. At least, you think you do. You stream to hundreds of people daily on GRUBTUBE with regular uploads to CHITTER and T1KT0K to supplement this content. It is a NEVER ENDING GRIND OF CONTENT CREATION, but you, like SISYPHUS BEFORE YOU, continue to roll the boulder up the hill. At least Sisyphus had the luxury of having his liver torn out by a featherbeast. You are entirely certain that is something that happened to him.

Your social media presence started due to a series of FREAK ACCIDENTS involving SEVERAL MISUNDERSTANDINGS ABOUT YOUR BLOOD CASTE and more than a reasonable amount of NON-ALCOHOLIC CANNED BEVERAGES. Although you in truth belong to the RUST CASTE — the lowest one can be on Alternia without being culled on sight — your online persona is that of a TEAL BLOOD. You would describe yourself as a soft, incapable mess of neuroticism and anxiety - your fans would describe you as an extroverted optimistic cutie with a love of all things geeky. That last part is true, actually. You LOVE nerdy stuff, although not as much as your fans might think.  Your number one favourite show of all time is TROLL SAILOR MOON, and nothing even comes close. TROLL SAILOR MARS was your first fictional crush, and you still keep your poster of her in PRISTINE CONDITION. Oh, MISS MARS. Your temperament's ferocity and heat are matched only by the LARGE FIRE ATTACKS you summon. You should leave that loser MAMORU and get with a REAL WOMAN…

You believe you may have gotten a tad distracted. That TENDS TO HAPPEN TO YOU.

Your trolltag is hyperbolicHermeticist, and you speak rather normally, with c^u^te ^u^ndertones.