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i got ur crack delivered
edit: im bringing you to rehab the crack was a trap
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It's an absolute fucking wonder how you didn't get demoted yet. While I'm used to barbarism in BoneClan, you are far beyond it. You've got the mind of a rabid raccoon, and I wouldn't be surprised if you came down with rabies 👍 don't come to me when pollen season rolls around. Absolutely lowest of the low when it comes to a lieutenant streak like this. You're just mad cause at least I'm good at my job 🙏
BoneClan was graced with the worst fuckin’ excuse of a healer. I’d soon rather let a blind mole rat operate on anything before a blubbering pothead. Pray that you overdose before I become leader, because otherwise I’ll finish what that bobcat couldn’t.
im so sorry you had to deal w vulture while you were injured do you want to hit this blunt
i need at least thirty of those.
dude. dude i just got the greatest idea. what if i rolled your countertop medicine into a joint and you smoke it. laced with weed. and then no more sickness. bro 🍃
sloth I need to rip the fattest bong you’ve got in your stock ASAP 💤
With a Clan (mostly) full of imbeciles led by an imbecile leader, she is one of the most capable healers I've ever known. She's also the other only healer that too stores poison.. probably for a medical emergency requiring a patient to be put down. But I don't think she approves of my de-stressing technique.
He's as lazy as his name suggest, but he has skill to back it up. It's nice to meet someone with an appreciation for ALL herbs like my self, people are too quick to shun poison.
Extremely devoted to both StarClan and her job. She's nice tho I like her
Ah a good tom he is! Im glad to see him growing really well, I hope Boneclan's treating him well
Got a surprising mild temper despite our.. unfortunate, group. Although I don't want to be involved in kin drama, it's nice to have someone else in the healer den to work beside.
Hes a good tom, a good cat to talk to. His apprentice; Snailpaw is nice too. Theyre..my company..I like them better than my own blood. He doesnt make me feel shunned or cursed
half-blind buddies 🎉
A great dude, and an exceptional healer too. Also he did beat up Vultureclaw once, so he got my upmost respect.
Calling me "useless" is a huge fuckin' stretch and also super hilarious. Take your loss and your broken teeth
Useless old man. I would say kys but the clan would flip over into a ditch.
I'm sorry you had to deal with Vulture; dw I'll beat his ass again in your honor
Thanks man; you’ve always been chill as fuck and I’ll miss that for sure
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edit: i just woke up, what happened
run me all your fucking weed right now I swear to god im CRASHING OUT
You aren't awful. I've seen what happened. But your son's grown up now, and you missed the chance to be in his life. Don't use your grief as an excuse to avoid your own kid. You should've been there from the start while you had the chance.
ill beat crag's ass in your honor 🙏
He's a good healer and a nice cat, and took care of me many times as I had to deal with the consequences of Cragthorn's "training".
Thank you for everything Sloth, you're a cool dude even if you're old.
hey would u be mad if i like idk beat you and vulture and kestrel up 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
I'm burning your stash :)
no hard feelings sorry for hitting a blunt on the job i got u a spare
Please be sober when you work on my warriors.
could you please consider divorcing your husband
Hm, I's cant put a name ta ya face mate. Ah whateva, die somewhere good K?
Hope you're living a better life out there, Owl.
Not yet, but I will soon. I hope you stay safe in BoneClan.
ur banned from my weed stash btw
Daww, come on Sloth~ don't be so stingy! What's the worst that can happen? You fret too much I fear, old man.
A healer that puts his work before his own thoughts and feelings and is competent at his job. The job may seem weak and worthless to some, but I respect him, his position and his work.
When Myrtleleaf told me you ended up on CloverClan territory- I felt a bit relieved. I hope you live a better life out there than in BoneClan.
I's didn't wanna leave tho! I's didn't want anotha life! I's wanted MY life with MY family. I's wanna go home, but I's also don' wanna. AGH I's hate this so much
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Man if there’s anythin’ I miss from BoneClan… it’s UR GODDAMN WEED STASH PLEASE SHIP SOME TO NEEDLECLAN PLEASE I AM GOIN’ THRU WITHDRAWAL 🙏
you gotta chill man meet me in the catmint ditch. u desperately need some 🍃
My sister told me not to do drugs…