Dexter Newman



1 year, 11 months ago


Dexter is a leopard gecko! A good boy who works in a book store and considers himself a bit of an armchair detective. Absolutely adores mystery novels and can eagerly quote passages from the works of Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie upon request. Has a secret love of the theatre and a not-so-secret flair for the dramatic. Owns like three deer-stalkers, goes to the Sherlock Holmes museum at least once a year and enjoys orchestrating and hosting Murder Mystery Dinner Nights.

☌ Always ready to solve mysteries
☌ Or at least read books and pretend he's solving mysteries
☌ Screams when startled
☌ Also has a nervous habit of scaling the nearest wall/tall object
☌ Can't see shit without his glasses on
☌ Allergic to dust and suffers from hayfever
☌ Really good at getting four completed sides of a Rubix Cube, then he gets stuck
☌ Would happily play Cluedo for hours on end

Art worth: $100