Devil's Advocate

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Honesty

Kindness

Laughter

Generosity

Loyalty

Magic

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"Just let me think of a retort..."

Name
Devil's Advocate
Called
Devil's Advocate
Age
26
Birth Date
5. July
Gender
Male
Orientation
Unknown
Species
Pony
World
MLP
Status
Active Main
Worth
$21
Empathy
Manners
Integrity
Humor

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LIKES

  • Pink
  • Schedules
  • Watches
  • His job
  • Bubblegum

QUIRKS

  • Tends to pace
  • Will "object" in everyday conversation
  • Gets overly dramatic during opening statements
  • Drinks too much coffee
  • Surprisingly good at baking

DISLIKES

  • Rap music
  • Feisty witnesses
  • Being late
  • "Losing" a case
  • Slimy things

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Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the boy talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

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Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the boy talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?


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