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LAMBERT
Name: Lambert Bagelton
Height: 5'6"
Age: Nunya!
Pronouns: He / Him
Species: Dog
Birthday: Feb 25
Occupation: BUSINESS!
Worth: Something?
Lambert is a very average looking guy. You can mostly find him in clubs and bars and such as a comedian, though his jokes aren't very good. He also has quite the impressive portfolio having performed in many different places across the world, ignoring that his 'career' spans almost 100 prolific years if you look at the fine print.
When he isn't spending his time being a comedian and general barhopper, he can be seen making strange portals with doors, having a side hustle of sorts being some kind of door-to-door salesman who takes unconventional currencies. These currencies include things such as "Your heart!", "Your soul!" or "Some of your time!'. These are often literal or an equivalent, as the sight of him holding a still-beating heart are not exactly uncommon.
TRIVIA
Likes
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You, probably
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Fancy drinks
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Being in groups of people
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Parties
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General nightlife
Dislikes
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Bright sunlight
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The Horrors
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Being touched on the face
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Rooms without windows
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Prying into his business
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He can show up through any door regardless of what type it is, though he generally prefers ones that have knobs or handles
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Often he shows up to places uninvited, but nobody really seems to get mad at him for it.
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Lambert often disappears as fast as he originally appeared, without any warning.
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His favorite card suite is the diamonds.
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Despite having tons of tricks up his sleeves, he doesn't call himself a magician.
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His favorite drinks to order are the Bloody Mary and the Shirley Temple (with vodka).
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