Akata's Links
"...Oh, you...came. And...wow this is weird. Remembering so much...and this...all this...who are you all looking for now? Me? Or...? In any case, nice to meet you. ...Hey, you're crying, are you okay? I remember everything now but- oh god okay I won't say a thing. ...Still, this...teach me more, all of you. All of you who came to me...and all of you who love me...what do I do...?"
"...Oh. Wow. A man. Welp, I didn't see that coming. Not. ...Still, you...oh my god your rainbow petals. Oh my god you're a Saint and a Lunatic. Oh my god you're a Mary Sue. You're a wonderful Mary Sue. I can't breathe I'm dead but oh my god."
"...Is she okay? She keeps glaring at my petals...wait, the rainbow. ...PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH YOU THINK I AM A TWO DIMENSIONAL CHARACTER, HUH? WELL THEN. I can do a thing. Oh I must charm all the men and women to do my bidding and let them take me away to the castle where- GOD SHE RAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Huh, everyone seems to like him. ...Lunatic and Saint what. What kind of- Holy is he a Mary Sue? Is he a- is he a Mary Sue? Briyante keeps sighing over him. I- Bree? BREE? BREE? BREE? DID YOU ADD THIS TO YOUR SHIP CHART? HIM? THIS GUY? THIS FREAKING GUY? BREE? WHY, HE'S A MARY SUE. STOP. HE'S ALREADY GETTING SO MANY PEOPLE. STOP. HOLY COW HE IS A MARY SUE NO. I'M GOING GOODBYE."