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Ah, I'm usually not a huge fan of children, but these three are quite peculiar... I can feel in their family line that those related to them used to be very loyal to me. I know tradition can sometimes be lost from generation to generation, so I will not blame them for not giving me a gift for a long time. I do expect a sacrifice soon, though...
EUGH, I'm pretty sure demons COUNT as IMPORTANT RELIGIOUS FIGURES. I'm not sure how much INFLUENCE this one, in particular, has, though. Regardless, I don't wanna TANGLE with any DEMONS. This one could have connections to LORD BEELZEBUB HIMSELF.
Who the FUCK made THIS MONSTROSITY? I'm surprised THIS ONE isn't a GODDAMN GOD. Look, I was raised to NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, but COME ON. How does one even FUNCTION with THREE HEADS? I would absolutely DEMOLISH my other head-mates. That PINK ONE seems to know what the FUCK I mean.
Hello friend! I LOVE your plushie! <3
Wow! Another noodle?! H-hi nice to meet you! I hope we can be friends!
I LOVE THIS KID! She's a lot like me! haHAA we both often go out at night and vandalize shit! sometimes throw rocks at people's windows.
I LOVE AUNTIIIEEEE
Momma Jax says that Auntie Artie is a bad influence on me but I still wanna have fun!!
AWWW!!! what a sweet thing you are!! <33 you can call me anything sweet heart <33 and yes, you can!
WOW YOU'RE SO TALL!!!!!!! Can I call you grandma?? Can I ride on your back????
Vanilla is my little cupcake!!!! She definitely got her mother Taffy's sweet personality, but also got my rebellious personality from when I was a cyclokitten. Vanilla is such an amazing kid, but she sometimes scares me with the decisions she makes and the stuff she says.
IM GONNA CONTACT ASTRAL AND SHOW HER HOW TO HIT THE NAE NAE
Ah! Other dad! I met him after Papa picked me up off of the street (I wasn't really expecting Papa to be gay... Not that there's a probably with that!). Not sure if he thought that Papa had brought me in to be his next victim? When I walked into the house he immediately started giggling and shapeshifted his pelt to look like me. Fortunately, a lot of demons use that trick, so it didn't really get to me. I think the lack of reaction kind of upset him, though.