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Hey 'Mando, can we get McDonalds? They got pokemon cards in and I want them
Sure, we can stop at McDonalds. Just let me borrow them once we're home so I can put them into the spreadsheet tracker. It's color coded. (Husband)
God, he's such an asshole-y nerd. (But.. I wouldn't mind if we made out...)
(""""""""""""Friend"""""""""""") (But actually partner)
What he says: Eat shit, you stupid little twink ass. (affectionate)
What he means: I want to furiously make out with you.
Time to change that (Friend), "pal" B]
I was pretty intimidated 'til your man sent me a pic of you in pink lingerie. Still intimidated, but knowing you're a bottom makes it so much harder to feel threatened anymore. :]
Never fucking talk to me again, thanks! [Thinks he's a creep. Not fond of being hit on.]
Claire's a hottie botottie