Malboroz's Links
"Ah, Rango me oldest pal, no need to be keepin' your distance! Come now, let's snag a cold one from 'Retto and spill our deepest, darkest secrets, heh."
*Silent distrust*
"He knows better than to try anything around me, he's fine."
*Silent respect*
"I know he gives a lot of people the creeps, but I honestly think he just needs someone to listen to him..."
*Silent respect*
*Listens to him silently and without judgement*
*Sometimes talks to Fremont like he's a priest in a confessional*
"A little intimidating, but if you leave him be he leaves you be."
*Massive indifference*
"It means I (insert vulgar sexual lesbian phrase here)."
"Pray, what does 'lesbian' mean?"
*Is already 500 feet away from her the second he hears her footsteps approaching*
"Gutless."
"Hey Red! Does the name match the carpet!"
*makes himself laugh for 20 minutes straight*
"He can be charming now and then, but that man's vigor is beyond my reach, leaving me quite irritable."
"She's fine to me! Not sure why everyone else is so intimidated by her!"
"Tolerable."
"I just keep my head down and my sorry's ready for when I'm around Red."
"Hm, Pleasure. That one is without a backbone, he fails to flex his strength, making him a lesser man, too."
'I can tell she could be a dangerous sort, but it's none of my business, I just cook around here.'
"A quiet man will forever hold my heart; he's a fine one, he is."
"The epitome of all the reasons I can't stand men."
"Hey, I'm one of a kind, babe!"
"I kind of feel bad that everyone hates him. That could easily be me..."
"He'll tolerate me, I like him!"
"I'm sure Decatur will find his way with enough patience and acceptance!"
"One of the nicest guys around, and he protects us! Including me! What's not to love?"
*Indifference, mostly just keeps to himself*
"Kind of reminds me of my dad. In other words, I don't like him much."
"Hm.."
"What's wrong, babe? You're not still mad about the whole "killing your dad" thing, are you? The low-life deserved it!"
"Thanks, it's a rare one, just like meself. I'm quite the catch, and you've got a sharp eye for recognizin' that."
"Nice smile you got there, sweet stuff."
"I'd rather you just keep your yap shut around me, kid."
"There must be SOMETHING in the world that helps you loosen up, huh?"
"Decatur... Oh, honey, there's so much to say about that man! He knows how to treat a lady right... Absinthe just can't see it!"
"A girl who's just as fun as she is pretty!"