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THE GONGAGA THE LITTLE EMPLOYEE THAT HELPS ME BE A GOOD DRAWER
Hello Ms Boss Man just what are you up to today?
He claims to known of my lord personally! Oooh to be in her presences....
She knows of Seer? Splendid! We have a mutual agreement? Splendid aswell! She knows of my ability to visit her face to face? Imagine the fangirling I hear in the middle of the day!
She is adorable, passion is endearing, but come now child!
My little baby! That damn IDIOT octopus, like, doesn't know how to take care of her!!!!!!
Come to me when you can... Goodness, when was your last maintenance? Did they even do it right?! AAAAAA!!
Not entirely sure what I think of her... I guess she's cool. What? Why are you surprised when I said 'she'?
One may say he is quite the interesting character. If you meet him, please treat my little brother vith respect!
You are terrifying. Absolutely horrifying, please stay at least 12 feet away from me at all times
UCHA...?
I get her. She gets me. Just family things
Siiiiiiiiiiiiister, siiiiiiiiiiiiiister!
SIMPLY divine! When she's not with Aloise of course, but that absolutely LETHAL hyper-intelligence she has lodged in her brain is perfect!~
I like ze Präsidenten quite a bit! Zoooo he ist so rowdy! Never expect a calm, tranquil day vhen you vork vith him! Ze money is absolutely CRAZY THOUGH!
Thank you once again for assuring that you’ll find me justice. I’m not the best person in the world, but I’m grateful for your companionship nonetheless.
[clears throat] A-Anything to find you ze justice you deserve, mein weiß. Ze demons who dare hurt you shall not leave zis vorld vithout knowing ze severity of their crimes!
My best friend. We've been through hell and back and I trust her with my life. Although she does need to get her little... pet thing, under control, I don't like how it looks at me.
I could easily call this girly my bestest comrade in arms, truly! I enjoy her company quite much! Others tell me she is very jarring, but I do not see it! Vhat uncouth vays of thinking!
WHAT ARE YOU? GET AWAY FROM ME, NAP GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME
ucha ucha UCHA! [spit]
Und ist mein kleine Usatan! [kicks her into a wall over and over like it's a game of squash]
UCHA! UCHA UCHA! Ucha? UCHA! UCHA! UCHAAAAA!!!!! UUUUUUUUUCHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Oh, Itami? I ought to invite him for tea soon. It's been a little while. What is there to say about him... he does seem a bit intimidating, but I don't think I know someone more hospitable than him. Quite benevolent.
Atlas, despite our similarities in age, is someone I regard like a daughter, somewhat. Ever since the post-war in the tropical area I have always opened my arms to her lest she needed it.
Quite the liking for money though, don't you? Mmmm!
He's getting worse. Keep your head high and stop him.
(o_ _)ノ彡☆ Urrrgghh... Can't a girl live a new life in peace?! It's been years! I accepted my mistakes and you should too!
Where are you? Not even the bright realm knows.The memory of you is a parasite lodged in my brain, a parasite I welcome out of obsession. Your scent still flutters around my antennae like a toxic spore, beckoning me to follow. Will I find a corpse? Will that be enough? I love you to the point of shame. Fufufu.
...please forgive me for my inconsiderate actions.
Now you see, I could technically call you my daughter, hun. I admit despite how rebellious you are I still want to protect you with my little Presidential life!
BUT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP DISRUPTING MY DOLLY TIME?!
HAHA HEY SHRIMP BOY, YOUR SHOES UNTIED. Aside from that, can I get some extra cash, I'm not very fluid right now.
why are you so god damn GOOFY???
IDK WHAT HE DOES BUT HES FUNNY AND APPARENTLY OLD? HE CANT BE....THAT IS SO SUSPICIOUS
YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF GRAHHHHH
My comrade Ezio is one of a kind, mmm! Never have I seen such character development in the span of millions of years! When all is not fun, I enjoy to spar with him every now and then. I would not recommend other people to do such things though! He is quite the player! By the way, your mother hung herself!
My precious Dolly~ ~ Just what would I do without you? Die, probably. But that's BESIDES THE POINT! My precious Dolly~ ~
how did we even get married in the first place.
I AM GOING TO, LIKE, KEEP YOUR BRAIN ALIVE AND TORTURE YOU UNTIL MY CIRCUITS GO DRY.
BY THE WAY GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING KIDS, PUSSYBOY
SO ARE WE STILL FRIENDS OR WHAT? I KNOW I TURNED OUR LIFELONG DREAM INTO A CATALYST FOR DESTRUCTION AND TRIED KILLING YOU ONCE OR TWICE BUT THAT WAS JUST BECAUSE I WAS FEELING A LITTLE... UH, HOW DO THEY SAY IT? QUIRKY. YEAH.
I really only connect with him through Sulfur, other than that he's quite the strict one! Not my cup of tea at all, but that's just life!~
A total nutjob. Even if I entrusted my daughter with her so she can be acquainted with work, it's hard not to worry about her especially since she's constantly getting spoiled with lethal weapons.
Starlight from the forbidden fish gallows... I will teach her many things...
I see great things for you, Grand Wizard.
Feli is the best...
even better than me! Which isn't easy! But somehow she does it!
He's okay, lol. Much better than dad in the sense he's less strict, but a little unhinged. Doesn't matter, I get free firearms from him!
One of my best girls in the world! Yes she is!
Thank you so much Ultramarine Labs for introducing me to such a divine child! * blows kiss *
LEG!!!!!!! LEEEEEGGGGG !!!!!!!! LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADDYY!!!! AAAADDYYY!!!! ADDDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAADDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guhhh... Look, Marie... the initial plan wasn't even... It wasn't... I wouldn't know my boss would do that. I know it's partially my fault, but Aelius made it sound good on paper... Now look at me, stuck in this stupid dead end job with my AI daughter being guarded by... by that son-of-a-whale...
You definitely aren't the worst out of them and your state of mind was a result of abuse at the heaviest calibur. For that, I'm sorry.
But if I wasn't made of metal- or if I wasn't originally carrying hungry jaws for hands- I would slap you for every nanosecond Mary was kept in that box. It's been 10 years. Do the math.