Toyhouse is really slow and gets a lot of "(Error 2) The database is feeling a little overwhelmed right now - please try again." messages lately. It can't be just me, right? Right?

*distorted 1960's man voice* o. r. d. i. n. a. r. y.

Everything on TH is loading really slow, but no other sites do that. My wifi is notoriously unreliable though.

I spent Valentine's Day yesterday chilling and watching yt with my bf (bf = body fat)

I'm not funny

I didn't bring $15 and it's due today

I didn't even ask for it because I think my parents already have enough to worry about

Meanwhile in Michigan:

People are upset about a dress

my biology teacher is playing christian rock while we do an online assignment about human genetics and i don't know how to feel about this.

Since this will be relatively long, I'm putting it under a spoiler tag.

good afternoon to everyone except the people who make those stupid anti-vaping ads that put DISGUSTING stuff like chewing toenails or swallowing zit fluid in your brain just because of some dumb slogan that ruins my day for a solid hour or two and i've actually been on youtube less and i've been looking into putting an adblocker on my phone somehow

how about you market those ads to people who actually vape you big dumbos

Null actually isn't named after her amount of eyes. She's actually named for the amount of flying squirrels she could give about what other people think.

(Not really)