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LOL LOLOLOL!!! LOOK AT THIS EDGELORD!! HE ISN'T EVEN PROPER BWAHAHAHAHA!! KEKE HAHA
he was picked off the lawn... i can't believe that he's my partner.
have you finally found a place on this planet?
if anything, i will always be where the cookies are.
your lips are soft and gentle yet your personality says otherwise. i really do wonder if you enjoy to torment me or if you worship me. it's confusing. i want you yet you cant be transparent. you are truely lucifer.
i don't think you know that i know more about you than you think. but i'll keep quiet, i'll pamper you. what would you describe this to be as if not love?
i’m like a poor cat
you're a cat that wants a fish but you refuse to wet your paws.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
what the hell.
YOU MAKE ME FEEL.
<3 omg if it isn't my favourite buggy boo!! next date, my place? ²:⁶⁹? YES? okayy~~!
can you stop calling me transphobic slurs and asking me if u wanna cuddle it's like. Bad
you really should choose better, isidore. emotions should not be a contributing factor.
you don't know me. you don't understand me nor my motives.
i should have destroyed you when i had the chance lol
<3 O(∩_∩)O <3 get ready 4 your death bed~☆
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You won every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
...
Perhaps you can use your artistry for something else.
I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF = i eman <3333333333 i love u that was thanh not me
Do have some tact. We may be rivals, but we are still human, no? In any case, fuck off~
Get a life.
Fate brought us together, and only you can complete me. You are my missing half, are you so cruel as to reject my advances?
you're welcome :]
i don't know what's worse; being with you, or being six feet under.
i don't know what to say to you... but know that i'm sorry for everything i've done.
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i'm taller than you in seventeen different universes, simply not this one.
THERE IS NO ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!! I will forever be twice your size
lolll but daddy told me not to talk to strangers
can you be the royal to my rebel :smirk
Sometimes, people have much better things to do in life. The allure of death does not distract me from what unfinished business I have to do in this world. Perhaps you would like to go on a date with me to further explore my interests?
why can't you die..it'll make my job easier..