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There has to be something going around, because I know she didn't look like that last time I saw them.
HOW DO YOU SEE PAST THAT BIG NOSE ANYWAY?
JOIN MY GUILD
i am truly sorry, however, i belong to my own group. KNIGHTS OF CANDY. where we strive to save all candy monsters from harm's way and *rambles on about saving and random stuff*
plays with my cards* I shure hope there's no paper shredders around here
a Kard for me??? don't mind if I do!
*snaps leg in half * Ohhh sorry about that haha *snaps leg in half*
Luna Desert! ^_^ OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Hey, your springs look a little... tangled.
heyyyy, hꝋw dꝋ yꝋu get yꝋurs sꝋ neat ... ?
spork to swork! I wouldn't have it any other way!
Swork? That's a weird little accent you've got there!
😢But my fingers hurt
I diagnose you with purple bitch syndrome. In my professional medical opinion you should start working harder.
😺( * .... ) [It's staring silently, tail swishing.]
🔌 * umm, I think we should leave, sorry.
Get them OUT of here. You're scaring my maice.
Bah. Give me a drink, crow.
I'm having a lot of trouble at work. My... feelings are interrupting my productivity.
Ah, dear... he's such the dreary customer, but once he gets the drinks going...hoo boy, does he really let those emotions flow! Dear, I do think you could use a *therapist,* not a barista.
IT... HURTS... WORM, WORM, WORM, WORM, WORM, WORM, WORM, WORM, WORM....
You sure are quite the medical mystery. why are you like that
You came out the other end of the shredder in much better shape.
I wouldn't say having my limbs falling off every five seconds is "much better shape," but whatever. (...could've been worse, i guess.)
(great bodies float in even greater waters.)
I am only a spectator to your former glory.
Please, for the love of god, help put me back together. Properly this time.
I really don't know why you come to me to get stitched back up. I clearly don't know anything about this stuff. [LIE]