pogggg

my mom yelled at me and hit me :(

FUCK MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME I DIDNT MEAN TOO I WAS TRYING TO MOVE IT SO I WOULDNT HIT IT WHILE ON THE PORCH SWING FUCKKKK

I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE CRINGY COUPLE ROLEPLAYS 

*kisses you* "ilysm😖" *kisses you more* "I love you more 😍😍"

“babe stop lying sex isnt real we didnt just have sex we just loved eachother that is not sex sex is nonexistent”

*makes the coffee you ordered at a coffee shop, but i spill it on you when you come to pick it up.* “fuck you, love doesnt magically appear whilst in a starbucks. snap back to reality.”

i am unbearably horny 😼

bro stop worrying about if its gay and just cuddle with me already bro its not gay i promise bro please

whuyy.. did n,nobody tell me tghayt,, sxe is actualyy,, r-real...