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Then here is my secret twist, I add two shots of vodka -pours the entire bottle of vodka-
*stares* ...Yeah, secret poison.
"You add the excitement and joy I needed in my life, and I shall never trade you for anything."
You keep me grounded, what would I do without you?
Now, now, in my defense, I was left unsupervised and it paired well with the Pinot Noir. I saved a glass for you ~
Jokes don't normally amuse me, but I'll give you that one
I mean...someone had to grab the bull by the horns, right? -head pats-
I'll protect you, little dude, just don't make a big scene about it
Thank you Maz 🥹
Bittersweet tragedies befall many men. I hate that which I've become, and therefore, it would only make sense to hate you as well. But had you not cursed me, would I have met you? Perhaps being in your presence will suffice as my anodyne.
I envisioned so many nightmares about you, you plagued my senses with terrible things before I even met you. I cursed you, thinking I had no choice. I thought it was the only way. So, why do I feel remorse? I wish things where different.
My sister warned me about girls like you, who would steal my heart, I was hoping she was right
Can I have the cans when you're done? (he likes the crunch ♥)
[*tosses him the can*] If you can find me more paint I'll tell you where I've been stashing the empty ones 💚
Try not to scare off all the women this time, dear brother
Such a tragedy, to be a brother to you; you're far too good with the ladies for me to stand a chance~