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i... don't really know you, but thanks for the chance to retire, ...i guess?
Hm, not exactly what I had in mind for my daughter to marry but at least she did it. 😌
I'm still not entirely convinced this isn't just a hired hand, perhaps a bodyguard, and my daughter's actual husband is just away on business.
Mom hates you. And says I shouldn't talk to you.
But ah, call him for me, wouldya? I was trying to break your roof and now I'm stuck. I'm gonna keep making holes and shouting things until you do.
Hmph. How fitting that my beastly daughter would end up with an even beastlier child. I suppose I should be /grateful/ for this noisy thing currently tearing holes in my roof?
...alright, I'll call her.