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Paris Lombardo has joined your party! He seems to be itching for adventure. Perhaps some time away from home will help him a bit.

+10 Charisma

+15 Spirit

-5 Perception

Item Added: Breadcrumbs

• "It's only a mystery as to how they don't get moldy after being in that inventory for so long." (can be used as a food item, which only restores 1 hunger point, or a potential attractor for a pigeon familiar)

Ability Unlocked: Animal Whisperer

• "Perfect for satisfying that Disney princess dream." (checks involving animals are 10% more likely to be successful.)

"I suppose I'll travel with your little band... but don't expect much help."

Fitzgerald joins your party! Though he's reluctant to help with anything, maybe all that cash will come in handy sometime...

+10 intimation

+5 wealth

-10 morale

New abilities unlocked!

Big words: "Absolutely repugnant." 

Use this at the beginning of an fight. 50/50 chance it will intimidate the opponent, causing a 20% decrease in attack, and a 50% decrease in confidence.

Chip in: "FINE, but it's only so you'll stop talking..."

Fitzgerald chips in, covering 50% of the cost of an item.

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I LOVE THAT,,, making him a whole pixel art tab just so i can make that the bio if that's ok (w/ cred ofc)

New Summon Unlocked!
Aetius - An almost painfully mundane harpy with some under-the-radar hobbies. Maybe it's better if you don't pry.

+10 Worldly Knowledge
+10 Charisma
+5 Persuasion

New abilities unlocked!

All in a Row: When Aetius is placed at the back of your party's turn order, all damage dealt by him is doubled.
Always a Catch: "It's alright, but..." Scathing criticism. Does psychic damage equal to Aetius' level + his current INT modifier.

"Well... it's better than being alone, right?"

Kanaye Hebichi has joined your party! Now that you get a closer look at him, he radiates a much friendlier energy than you would expect him to.

+8 Intelligence
+10 Psychic defense
-5 Constitution

New abilities unlocked!

First Impression: At the beginning of a battle, there's a 35% chance for enemies to be intimidated by Kanaye, reducing their ATK and DEF.

The Good Doctor: Non-offensive skill. Outside of battles, Kanaye will nuzzle to up to three party members, raising their health regeneration by 20%.

Artemis La Lune has joined your party!

"I suppose I could help. Despite your stupidity."

+25 Intelligence

+15 Magic

-5 Charisma 

New Weapon! : Lunar Rapier.

It's cold to the touch. Astronomical patterns cover the handle. (+10 Attack)

New Skill! : Time Travel

Lune will begrudgingly let you rewind back once every 24 hours to fix one mistake. Choose wisely.

New Skill!: Needlework

Lune will fix light armor if damaged twice per day. Lune will also buff undamaged armor once per day. (+10 Defense Buff)

ciphermitarai ping bc it's been a while!

"Shit, man, it's better than sitting around!"
Saki Mori has joined your party! Your left brain says you're going to regret this later. Your right brain wants to throw rocks at passing cars with him.

+15 Charisma! 
+10 Movement Speed!

KEY ITEM added! - Saki's Lighter
Looks well loved. You might want to keep him around, if only for this.
CONSUMABLE added! - Hope's Peak ID
"Chill, it's Talent Development." - Keep bystanders out of your business. Can only be used once per area per day.

Ability Unlocked - A Kissy Kiss, Bro? A Little Smoochy Smooch?
"It's a Russian taunt." - Did you see the look on his face? Enemies gain the status Taunt for 5 turns, redirecting all outgoing damage to Saki.

Ability Unlocked - He-Said-She-Said
"This is none of my business, just wanted you to know..." - Lying to people for fun and profit! Enemies gain the status Enraged for 5 turns, giving them a 50% chance to either waste a turn or attack each other.

Bonecrusher has joined your party! Her aura is a little intimidating but you can tell from the glint in her eye things are just about to get interesting.

-10 reputation

+10 intelligence

+5 carnage

New Item added: A worn copy of 'The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?'

....you immediately regret receiving it.

New Perspective Unlocked: "Maybe it's really not my business."

You don't know everything about everyone and that's okay.

New Ability Unlocked: Repair Shop

At any save point you can refill and make full repairs on your vehicles. +10 Speed bonus if motorcycle.

monikunii ping because it's been forever~

Megumi the idol has joined your party! L-let's all give our best! ✨

+30 Cuteness
+19 Talent
- 20 Confidence

New abilities unlocked!

It's the thought that counts..r-right? Megumi casts a spell but neither allies nor enemies can quite understand what exactly it is. Stuns enemies for 2 turns!
I'm an idol not an accountant!: Spends a random amount of money and grants an ally a random buff. 

Leviathan has joined the party! He seems a bit chaotic but nice...? You wonder what exactly you did to befriend him enough to join you on this wild quest though.

+20 Charisma

+50 Empathy

+20 Drumming Skills

Hidden Effect!

-20 Confidence

New Item!

Broken Drumstick: A drumstick broken during a drum solo. This isn't very useful but perhaps the broken end could be of some use as a weapon?

+5 Jab Damage

20% chance to apply Splinter effect to enemy

40/100 Durability

New Abilities Unlocked! Congratulations!

Best Drummer in the World is on the Scene!!:

Performs a drum solo, attracts enemies away from party allies to listen. Drawback: Enemies surround him now. Best used in a party with multiple members.

Party Animal:

With enough drink, the hidden effect is dropped to -5 Confidence. Cannot be used within the wild zones though. 2 game day refresh time from the instant it is initiated.

Congratulation!
Supernova[𖥔𖥔𖥔] has joined the party!
He might be a jerk, but if you get to know him, maybe you'll also get to cuddle him! Look at him, why wouldn't you want to?

+40 Considerate

+23 Stylish

-30 Confidence

Item recieved!
Big Slice O' Pizza - What's this? It is just a regular normal pizza, of course. But it has special effect when used on Supernova!
+Max HP and Mana when used on Supernova, 25 HP otherwise.

Ability unlocked!
Big Bang - Create star-like bombs and throw at enemy. Damage varies with size and mana used.

Uh oh - Looks like you gained a new companion along the way. 

[Aider joins your party]

Don't judge her too hard for walking a few steps behind the main group - It's where she's the most useful as a healer! Now if only you could keep your tank from charging headfirst into combat....

[Level Up] +30 Medical Knowledge 

+20 Cuteness

-5 Charisma

-3 Movement Speed

Item Received:

Bug repellent - An average-sized can of bug spray, be careful of spraying directly into the eyes!

Effect: Repels any insectoids (friend or foe) in a small vicinity around whoever uses it.

New Abilitiy Gained:

Combat Medic - Aider has a free second action to heal a party member if her first action was an attack.